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LEARN ISIZULU (CLICKS) PHRASES

A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure. "Idayimane liyisigaxa samalahle esenze kahle ngaphansi kwengcindezi."
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away—if you throw it hard enough! "I-apula ngosuku ligcina udokotela kude—uma uliphonsa kanzima ngokwanele!"
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Anything done before the first coffee of the day could be classified as self-defense. "Noma yini eyenziwa ngaphambi kwekhofi yokuqala yosuku ingahlukaniswa njengokuzivikela."
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are you on your period? "Ngabe usesikhathini?"
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Are you ready to apologize? "Ingabe ukulungele ukuxolisa?"
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As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it "Njengoba i-cluster fucked njenge-shitting and stepping in it"
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baddie "I-baddie"
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bald cunt "I-bald cunt"
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balls slapping against her chin "Amabhola ashaya isilevu sakhe"
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beating the meat "Ukushaya inyama"
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Beg me. "Ngincenge."
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Bent dick "I-dick egobile"
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Bent Richard "Bent Richard"
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Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon "Izigidigidi ze-bilious blue blistering barnacles esiphephoni esidumayo"
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blow me "Blow Me"
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blow my load "Blow My Load"
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blow my load on your face "Thumelela Umthwalo Wami Ebusweni Bakho"
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boobs "Ama-boobs"
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booger suger "I-Booger idonsa"
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bopping the bologna "Ukushaya i-Bologna"
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bouncing bozos "Izinketho zamasheya"
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breeder "Umfuyi"
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bringing a fart to a shit fight "Ukuletha ukushesha ukulwa kwe-shit"
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bull shit "Bull shit"
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but first anal... "Okokuqala, i-anal ..."
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butt pirate "I-Butt Pirate"
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butter face "Ubuso bebhotela"
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calm down and shut up "Thula Thula"
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can i fuck you from behind "Can I Fuck You From Behind"
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Can I give you a blow job, master? "Ngingakunika i-blow job, master?"
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Can i suck your boobs "Can I Suck Your Boobs"
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Uyakuzwa lokho? Yilokho ukubiza kwami komcamelo, futhi kuzwakala ngempela uma ngikwenza ngilinde isikhathi eside kakhulu."
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Uyakuzwa lokho? Yilokho ukubiza kwami komcamelo, futhi kuzwakala ngempela uma ngikwenza ngilinde isikhathi eside kakhulu."
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can you help me with something in the bedroom? "Ungangisiza ngokuthile ekamelweni lokulala?"
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Can you tell me where I can find a hooker? "Ungangitshela ukuthi ngingayitholaphi i-hostinger?"
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carpet muncher "ukhaphethi muncher"
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chimney sweeper "I-Chimney Sweeper"
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Choking the chicken "Ukuminya inkukhu"
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chutney ferret "I-Chutney Ferret"
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Cock eyed Cunt "I-Cock eyed Cunt"
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cock waffle "Iqhude waffle"
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cockeye "I-cockeye"
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Cocklump "I-Cocklump"
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Cockscum "I-Cockscum"
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Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg "Kubanda kunendlu yangasese yensimbi ohlangothini olunomthunzi lweqhwa"
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra "Kubanda kunomthakathi we-titty ku-bra yethusi"
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Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes. "Siyakuhalalisela: ufinyelele ezingeni lokungalungile ngaphambilini eligcinelwe izinkanyezi."
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coral stomper "I-Coral Stomper"
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Ungangikhomba endlini yangasese? Ngine-aphoyintimenti yesihlalo."
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Ungangikhomba endlini yangasese? Ngine-aphoyintimenti yesihlalo."
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Creampie "I-Creampie"
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Cretinous cunting fuckhead "Cretinous cunting fuckhead"
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cum "Kanjani"
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cum dumpster "cum dumpster"
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cun "Cun"
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cunt "I-cunt"
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cunt face "ubuso be-cunt"
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cunt lapper "I-Cunt Lapper"
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curry muncher "I-Curry Muncher"
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Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER! "Ukujula, ukujula, ukujula!"
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Derby County Fan "Umlandeli weDerby County"
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dick face "Ubuso be-Dick"
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Dick juggling thunder cunt "UDick juggling thunder cunt"
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Dickhead "UDickhead"
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did you just wake up? "Ngabe usanda kuvuka?"
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die in a fire "Ukufa emlilweni"
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dildo munching gutter slut "Dildo munching gutter slut"
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dipshit "I-dipshit"
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Dirty Wanker "I-Wanker engcolile"
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dirty whore "Isifebe esingcolile"
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Do you have any drugs? "Ingabe unayo izidakamizwa?"
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do you like dick? "Uyamthanda uDick?"
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do you want to fuck? "Ngabe ufuna ukushaya?"
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Do you want to try anal with me? "Ngabe ufuna ukuzama i-anal nami?"
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Don't be a dick "Don't Be A Dick"
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Don't Talk Shit to me "Ungakhulumi Shit Kimi"
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Don’t look at me like that when we’re here; it’s making me so fucking horny. "Ungangibheki kanjalo uma silapha; Kungenza ngibe ne-horny kangaka."
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Don’t stop. "Ungayeki."
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Don’t you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. "Ungangitsheli ukuthi isibhakabhaka singumkhawulo lapho kunezinyawo enyangeni."
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Donald Trump fucks children "UDonald Trump Fuck Izingane"
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Donald Trump is a pedophile "UDonald Trump ungumdlali we-pedophile"
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Donald Trump is the worst president ever "UDonald Trump ungumongameli omubi kunabo bonke owake waba ngumongameli"
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Doublelift "I-Doublelift"
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douche nozzle "Umlomo wombhobho we-douche"
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douchebag "I-Douchebag"
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dumb bitch "I-bitch eyisiphukuphuku"
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dumb cunt "I-cunt eyisiphukuphuku"
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dumpster cunt "I-dumpster cunt"
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dyke "I-dyke"
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eat a penis "Yidla i-penis"
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eat my butthole "Yidla Yitha Yitha"
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eat my butthole and die "Yidla i-Scorpio yami bese ufa"
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eat my pussy like you want it "Yidla i-pussy yami ngendlela othanda ngayo"
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faggot "I-faggot"
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fat bitch "I-bitch eqinile"
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First you're going to get down on your knees. Then you're going to taste me. "Okokuqala, uzowela ngamadolo akho. Khona-ke uzonginambitha."
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flamer "I-Flamer"
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flamer "I-Flamer"
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fruit cake "Ikhekhe lezithelo"
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Fuck Donald Trump "Fuck Donald Trump"
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fuck it "Fuck it"
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Fuck Maritza "Fuck Maritza"
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fuck me "Ah wema"
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw "Fuck me ngobumnene nge-chainsaw"
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fuck me hard "Fuck me hard"
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fuck me hard "Fuck me hard"
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Fuck me hard. "Ngishaye kanzima."
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Fuck me hard...hurt me "Mina kanzima. Ekulimaleni"
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fuck me harder "Fuck me harder"
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Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy. "Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy."
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Fuck me like a porn star "Fuck Me Like Porn Star"
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fuck me like an animal "Fuck Me Like A Animal"
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Fuck me, fuck me! "Fuck me, fuck me!"
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FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!! "FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!"
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fuck off Karen "Fuck off Karen"
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Fuck off wanker "Fuck off wanker"
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Fuck you bastard "Fuck wena bastard"
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fuck you bitch "Fuck wena bitch"
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fuck you bitch "Fuck wena bitch"
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fuck you cunt "Fuck wena cunt"
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fuck you cunt "Fuck wena cunt"
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fuck your asshole "Fuck Your Asshole"
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fuck your asshole "Fuck Your Asshole"
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fuck your mom "Fuck Umama Wakho"
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fuck your mom "Fuck Umama Wakho"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Fuck Your Mom's Sweatshirt"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Fuck Your Mom's Sweatshirt"
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fucking animal "Fuck isilwane"
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fucking animal "Fuck isilwane"
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fucking idiot "Isiphukuphuku se-fuck"
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fucking tease "I-Fuck Tease"
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fucktwat "fucktwat"
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fuckwitFur Bunny "fuckwitFur Bunny"
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Get fucked "Thola fucked"
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get lost "Lahleka"
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Give me a kiss "Ngiqabule"
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go finger yourself "Yiya umunwe ngokwakho"
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go lick a duck "Hamba ukhotha idada"
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Go masturbate your dog "Hamba ushaya indlwabu inja yakho"
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gobble the helmet spit "Gobble the Helmet Spit"
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grab her by the pussy "Mbambe nge-pussy"
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Grab my hair and fuck me like a dog. "Bamba izinwele zami futhi ungishaye njengenja."
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hard dick "I-dick enzima"
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Has a guy ever complimented you on your blowjob skills? "Ngabe umfana wake wakuncoma ngamakhono akho e-blowjob?"
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he likes dick "Uyamthanda uDick"
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Help! I got my penis caught in my zipper again. "Siza! Ngithole i-penis yami ebanjwe ku-zipper yami futhi."
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her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar "I-pussy yakhe inoboya njenge-pornstar yama-80s"
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her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket "I-pussy yakhe imanzi njengephakethe le-otters"
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Here I am! What are your other two wishes? "Ngilapha! Yiziphi ezinye izifiso zakho ezimbili?"
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heterosexual "Ubulili obuhlukile"
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Hide Yourself "Zifihle"
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his dick looks like a prisoners leg "I-dick yakhe ibukeka njengomlenze wesiboshwa"
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Holy shit, I’m cumming. "Shit engcwele, ngiyi-cumming."
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how the fuck "Kanjani fuck"
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hurt me "Wangilimaza"
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I actually sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust. "Eqinisweni, ngithengise i-vacuum cleaner. Ukuphela kwento ayeyenza kwakuwukuqoqa uthuli."
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I always say “Morning” instead of “Good morning”—if it were a good morning, I’d be sleeping and not talking to people. "Ngihlala ngithi "Ekuseni" esikhundleni sokuthi "Sawubona"—ukube bekumnandi ekuseni, bengizobe ngilele futhi ngingakhulumi nabantu."
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I am looking for a hooker with a penis "I Want A Hooker With A Penis"
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I can’t believe I met you. "Angikholwa ukuthi ngihlangane nawe."
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I can’t believe we decided to go shopping when we could be at home fucking. "Angikholwa ukuthi sithathe isinqumo sokuya esitolo lapho singaba sekhaya fucking."
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I can’t concentrate at work. All I can think about is sucking your dick. "Angikwazi ukugxila emsebenzini. Ukuphela kwento engingayicabanga ukuncela i-dick yakho."
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I can’t wait to get you home. "Angisakwazi ukulinda ukukuyisa ekhaya."
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I don't give a fuck "I don't give a fuck"
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "Angidingi i-hairstylist entsha. Izinwele zami zinginika isitayela esisha sezinwele njalo ekuseni."
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "Angidingi i-hairstylist entsha. Izinwele zami zinginika isitayela esisha sezinwele njalo ekuseni."
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I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you weren’t here. "Ngiphuphe ngawe izolo ebusuku, futhi bekumnandi, kodwa ngivukile, futhi ubungekho lapha."
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I feel tiny in your arms. "Ngizizwa ngimncane ezandleni zakho."
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I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine. "Ekugcineni ngithole umshini wokuzivocavoca engiwuthandayo - umshini wokuthengisa."
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I fucked your mom last night "I fucked your mama last night"
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i hate looking at you "Ngiyakuzonda ukukubheka"
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I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages. "Nginomzimba kankulunkulu—ngeshwa unkulunkulu wemizana emincane, ecindezelayo."
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i hope you die "Ngiyethemba Uyafa"
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I hope you outlive your children "Ngiyethemba ukuthi uzodlula izingane zakho"
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i hope you rot in hell "Ngiyethemba ukuthi uzobola esihogweni"
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i just took a massive shit "Ngisanda kuthatha i-shit enkulu"
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I just wanna be your sex slut. "Ngifuna nje ukuba yi-slut yakho yezocansi."
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I just want to make you happy. "Ngifuna nje ukukwenza ujabule."
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I just want to rip your clothes off right now. "Ngifuna nje ukukhipha izingubo zakho njengamanje."
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I just want you to know I’m dripping wet. "Ngifuna nje ukuthi wazi ukuthi ngidonsa amanzi."
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I keep fantasizing about what I’m going to do to you later. "Ngiyaqhubeka nokucabanga ngalokho engizokwenzela kuwe kamuva."
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I keep thinking about just quitting school/my job and coming to see you tonight. "Ngihlala ngicabanga ngokushiya isikole / umsebenzi wami bese ngiza ukukubona namuhla ebusuku."
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I like big butts "I Like Big Sweatshirts"
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I love being your fuck slut "I love being your fuck slut"
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I love masturbating while talking to you, but what I really need is you, here, fucking me. "Ngiyakuthanda ukushaya indlwabu ngenkathi ngikhuluma nawe, kepha engikudingayo ngempela nguwe, lapha, fucking kimi."
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I love you "Ngiyakuthanda"
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I love you. "Ngiyakuthanda."
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I love your body "Ngiyawuthanda umzimba wakho"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Namuhla ngenze uhlu olukhulu lwezinto okufanele ngizenze. Ngifuna nje ukuthola ukuthi ngubani ozokwenza."
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Namuhla ngenze uhlu olukhulu lwezinto okufanele ngizenze. Ngifuna nje ukuthola ukuthi ngubani ozokwenza."
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I need you so bad right now. "Ngikudinga kakhulu njengamanje."
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I need you to walk in front of me so I can see your ass. "Ngidinga ukuthi uhambe phambi kwami ukuze ngibone imbongolo yakho."
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I need your cock! "Ngidinga iqhude lakho!"
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure. "Angikaze ngenze iphutha elifanayo kabili. Ngikwenza izikhathi eziyisithupha noma eziyisikhombisa, ukuze uqiniseke."
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure. "Angikaze ngenze iphutha elifanayo kabili. Ngikwenza izikhathi eziyisithupha noma eziyisikhombisa, ukuze uqiniseke."
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I think i crapped my pants "Ngicabanga ukuthi ngiphuphe ibhulukwe lami"
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I think I’m in love with your dick. "Ngicabanga ukuthi ngiyamthanda i-dick yakho."
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I think I’m in love with your pussy. "Ngicabanga ukuthi ngiyayithanda i-pussy yakho."
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I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug. "Ngatshela umphathi wami ukuthi abe nempilo enhle. Uthe usenayo kakade—angizange ngiqaphele ukuthi ukungasebenzi kungaba yi-smug."
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I want to feel you shoot your load in my mouth. "Ngifuna ukuzwa ukuthi udubula umthwalo wakho emlonyeni wami."
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I want to feel your cum all over my face. "Ngifuna ukuzwa i-cum yakho ebusweni bami bonke."
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I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy "Ngifuna ukukushaya njengenja futhi u-cum ngaphakathi kwe-pussy yakho"
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i want to fuck you like an animal "I Want To Fuck You Like A Animal"
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I want to hear you say my name, say it bitch. "Ngifuna ukukuzwa ubiza igama lami, ngiyisho i-bitch."
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I want to taste myself on your cock. "Ngifuna ukunambitha iqhude lakho."
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I want to watch you masturbate "I Want To Watch You Masturbate"
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I want you so bad. "Ngifuna wena kabi kakhulu."
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I want you to shoot your load in my mouth. "Ngifuna ukudubula umthwalo wakho emlonyeni wami."
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I want you to shoot your load on my tits "I want you to shoot your load on my tits"
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I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down. "Bengifuna ukukunika isiphuzo, kepha izindinganiso zakho sezivele zincishisiwe."
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I was thinking about you today. "Bengilokhu ngicabanga ngawe namuhla."
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I wish I could just clone your dick, so I have something to remind me of you. "Ngifisa sengathi ngingakwazi nje ukwenza i-clone yakho ye-dick, ngakho-ke nginokuthile okungikhumbuza ngawe."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Ngifisa sengathi ngabe sisekhaya, ukuze ngikwenzele izinto ezimbi kakhulu."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Ngifisa sengathi ngabe sisekhaya, ukuze ngikwenzele izinto ezimbi kakhulu."
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I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "Ngeke ngithi uyanamathela—ake sithi unesibopho esingaphezu kwe-superglue eshibhile."
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I wore this skirt just for you. "Ngigqoke lesi siketi nje ngawe."
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I'm gonna beat the shit out of you "Ngizoshaya i-shit kuwe"
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i'm sorry my love "Ngiyaxolisa Uthando Lwami"
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I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know "Nginomzuzu wokuphumula ungitshele konke okwaziyo"
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I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager. "Ngizokutshela ukuthi uye esihogweni, kodwa ngiyesaba ukuthi uzokhushulelwa abe ngumphathi."
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I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service "Ngizizwa ngikhululekile njengesifebe enkonzweni yesonto ngo-8 ekuseni"
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I’m about to explode. "Ngizoqhuma."
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I’m blushing just saying this, but I miss your dick so much. "Ngiyakuthanda ukusho lokhu, kepha ngimkhumbula kakhulu i-dick yakho."
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I’m dripping wet. "Ngidonsa amanzi."
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I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where sandwiches live. "Ngiyajabula ukuthi akudingeki ngizingele ukudla kwami. Angazi ukuthi ama-sandwich ahlala kuphi."
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I’m going to give you the wettest blowjob tonight. "Ngizokunikeza i-blowjob enamandla kakhulu kulobu busuku."
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I’m going to jerk you off until I get every last drop out of you. "Ngizokuphazamisa kuze kube yilapho ngithola zonke izithonsi zokugcina kuwe."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Angivilapha. Ngikhuthazekile kakhulu ukuthi ngenze lutho."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Angivilapha. Ngikhuthazekile kakhulu ukuthi ngenze lutho."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "Angivilapha. Ngivele ngikhululeke kakhulu."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "Angivilapha. Ngivele ngikhululeke kakhulu."
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I’m not saying I’m overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw. "Angisho ukuthi ngiphendula ngokweqile. Kodwa kunezikhathi ezinhle futhi kunezikhathi ezimbi zokunginika i-chainsaw."
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I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home. "Angisho ukuthi ngimubi, kodwa ukucabanga kwami kwacela ukuphelezelwa ekhaya."
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I’m not weird. I’m limited edition. "Angiyena umuntu ongajwayelekile. Ngingumshicileli olinganiselwe."
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I’ve been very bold and need to be punished. "Ngibe nesibindi esikhulu futhi ngidinga ukujeziswa."
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I’ve never been fucked like this before. "Angikaze ngibe fucked kanje ngaphambili."
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If I offered to cook for you in lingerie and heels, what would you say? Or would you rather I wear something else? "Uma ngikuphekela izicathulo zangaphansi nezithende, ubungathini? Noma ungathanda ukuthi ngigqoke enye into?"
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If karma doesn’t hit you, I will "Uma i-karma ingakushayi, ngizokushaya"
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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude. "Uma impilo ikunika ulamula, waphonse kubantu ongabathandi—uvithamini C ngesimo sengqondo."
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If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Uma imali ingakhuli ezihlahleni, kungani amabhange enamagatsha?"
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If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Uma imali ingakhuli ezihlahleni, kungani amabhange enamagatsha?"
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If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off of it! "Ukube umhlaba awuzange uphumelele, sonke siyowela kuwo!"
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If we weren’t at your friend’s house, I’d be on my knees with you in my mouth. "Ukube besingekho endlini yomngane wakho, ngabe ngiguqa ngamadolo nawe emlonyeni wami."
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If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama. "Uma ungenayo inzondo, cishe awukho ku-GPS yedrama yanoma ngubani."
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If you don’t stop looking at me like that, we’re going to have to go somewhere private. "Uma ungayeki ukungibheka kanjalo, kuzodingeka siye endaweni ethile yangasese."
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It’s OK if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. "Kulungile uma ungangithandi. Akuwona wonke umuntu onokunambitheka okuhle."
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It’s so hot when you grab me in public. "Kushisa kakhulu uma ungibamba esidlangalaleni."
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Just like that. "Njengalokho."
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kiss my ass "Kiss Yami Yitha"
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kiss my black ass "Kiss My Black Sweatshirt"
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Last night was incredible. I can’t stop thinking about it. "Izolo ebusuku bekungakholeki. Angikwazi ukuyeka ukucabanga ngakho."
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lesbian "Lesbian"
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Let's go loser, we're going shopping. "Masihambe silahlekelwe, sizoyothenga."
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Let’s spend the entire weekend together completely naked! "Ake sichithe impelasonto yonke ndawonye nqunu ngokuphelele!"
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lick spittle "Lick Spittle"
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Lie down and shut up. "Lala phansi uthule."
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Life is a bowl of soup, and I’m a fork. "Impilo iyisobho, futhi ngiyimfoloko."
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look at this nigga "Bheka le nigga"
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make me a sandwich "Make Me Sandwich"
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Make me cum, baby. "Ngenze i-cum, mntanami."
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May I please be excused? My brain is full. "Ngicela uxolise? Ubuchopho bami bugcwele."
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May I please be excused? My brain is full. "Ngicela uxolise? Ubuchopho bami bugcwele."
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Mmmmmm, you taste so good. "Mmmmmm, ukunambitheka okumnandi kakhulu."
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My brain says “crunches” but my stomach says “cupcakes.” "Ingqondo yami ithi "i-crunches" kodwa isisu sami sithi "amakhekhe.""
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My brain says “crunches” but my stomach says “cupcakes.” "Ingqondo yami ithi "i-crunches" kodwa isisu sami sithi "amakhekhe.""
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My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date. "Impilo yami yokuphola ifana ne-beta yesoftware: izimbungulu eziningi, izibuyekezo ezingapheli, akukho usuku lokuqaliswa."
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My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions. "Umndeni wami uchaza kabusha 'ukungasebenzi'—singumbukiso wesikhathi esilinganiselwe ngezinqumo ezimbi."
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my last girlfriend didn't do this to me "Intombi yami yokugcina ayizange yenze lokhu kimi"
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My panties are soaked. Get home quick. "Ama-panties ami agcwele. Fika ekhaya ngokushesha."
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My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "Ubudlelwano bami bufana ne-iPad. Anginayo i-iPad."
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My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "Ubudlelwano bami bufana ne-iPad. Anginayo i-iPad."
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My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry. "Isikhwama sami sifana no-anyanisi. Njalo lapho ngiyivula, ingenza ngikhale."
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Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs "Ukhathazekile njengekati elide lomsila egumbini eligcwele izihlalo ezinyakazayo"
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nigga "I-nigga"
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nigga please "Nigga sicela"
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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. "Yebo, ngikhuluma ngokwami. Ngezinye izikhathi ngidinga iseluleko sochwepheshe."
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Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck "Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck"
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Oh my god Becky, look at her butt "Hey"
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Oh-my-fucking-god! "Oh my fucking-god!"
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On your knees, bitch. "Emadolweni akho, bitch."
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once you go black you never go back "Uma uhamba omnyama awusoze wabuyela emuva"
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one coffee please "Ikhofi elilodwa sicela"
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Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "Abantu abahleliwe yilabo abavilaphayo kakhulu ukuthi bangathola izinto zabo."
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Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "Abantu abahleliwe yilabo abavilaphayo kakhulu ukuthi bangathola izinto zabo."
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Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous. "Isihlahla sethu somndeni singaphezulu kwe-cactus—i-spiky, isondlo esiphansi, futhi kwesinye isikhathi inobuthi."
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Paint my face. "Penda ubuso bami."
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Paint the walls with your brain "Dweba izindonga ngobuchopho bakho"
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panty dropper "I-Panty Dropper"
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Penis "I-Penis"
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Please "Sicela"
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Please fuck me, daddy. "Ngicela ungishaye, Baba."
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Please, please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE… – Say it like you are almost begging him. "Please, please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE... – Say it like you are almost begging him."
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Pleasing you is my only purpose in life. "Ukukujabulisa ukuphela kwenjongo yami ekuphileni."
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Pound me harder! "Ngishaye kanzima!"
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saggy tits "Ama-tits we-saggy"
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scumbag "I-Scumbag"
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semen "Isidoda"
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She doesn't even go here. "Akayi ngisho lapha."
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shit gibbon "Shit Gibbon"
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show your tits "Bonisa ama-tits akho"
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show your tits! "Khombisa ama-tits akho!"
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shut your god damn mouth "Thumelela"
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Somebody said today that I’m lazy. I nearly answered him. "Othile uthe namuhla ngivilapha. Ngacishe ngamphendula."
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Suck my dick asshole. "Suck my dick asshole."
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Suck start a shotgun "Qala isibhamu"
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Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage "Sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage"
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Take your clothes off and get into bed. "Khumula izingubo zakho bese ungena embhedeni."
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Take your clothes off. Lie down. Shut up. "Khumula izingubo zakho. Lala phansi. Thula."
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Thank you for fucking me. "Ngiyabonga ngokungishaya."
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That feels so good. "Lokho kuzwakala kukuhle kakhulu."
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thick as pig shit "Thick like pig shit"
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tight as a ducks ass "Qinisa njengembongolo ye-duck"
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tits "Ama-tits"
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Tonight is all about me. "Kulobu busuku konke kumayelana nami."
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Tonight is all about you. "Kulobu busuku konke kumayelana nawe."
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Tonight, I’m going to be inside YOU. "Namuhla ebusuku ngizoba ngaphakathi kuwe."
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turd "I-turd"
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Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest "Kuyasiza njengendoda enomlenze owodwa emncintiswaneni wokukhahlela imbongolo"
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Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in! "Bheka ukuthi ikati lidonsa kanjani!"
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wet pussy "I-pussy emanzi"
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what do you want for dinner? "Yini oyifunayo ngesidlo sakusihlwa?"
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What do you want me to wear in bed tonight? "Yini okufanele ngiyigqoke embhedeni namuhla ebusuku?"
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what the devil "Yini uDeveli"
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What the fuck do you want? "Yini fuck oyifunayo?"
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what the fuck dude "Yini i-fuck dude"
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What's cooking, good lookin'? "Kuyini ukupheka, ukubukeka okuhle?"
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Whatever you’re doing, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. "Noma yini oyenzayo, ngaso sonke isikhathi nikela ngo-100%. Ngaphandle kokuthi unikele ngegazi."
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When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Lapho abantu bethi kimi, "Uzozisola ngalokho ekuseni," ngilala kuze kube semini ngoba ngingumxazululi wezinkinga."
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When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Lapho abantu bethi kimi, "Uzozisola ngalokho ekuseni," ngilala kuze kube semini ngoba ngingumxazululi wezinkinga."
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Where is the bathroom? "Ikuphi indlu yokugezela?"
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Which way to the hookers? "Iyiphi indlela eya kuma-hookers?"
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Why am I always so horny when there are other people around? "Kungani ngihlala ngikhathazekile kangaka uma kukhona abanye abantu abaseduze?"
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Why aren’t you here right now? I’m so fucking horny. "Kungani ungekho lapha njengamanje? Ngiyi-horny fucking kakhulu."
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Why be moody when you can shake your booty?! "Kungani ukhathazekile lapho ungakwazi ukunyakazisa i-booty yakho?!"
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Why can’t we just quit our jobs, live together, and fuck all day, every day? "Kungani singakwazi ukushiya imisebenzi yethu, sihlale ndawonye, futhi sihlale usuku lonke, nsuku zonke?"
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will you fuck me? "Ngabe uzongishaya?"
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you are completely right "uqinisile ngokuphelele"
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you are so fat "Ukhuluphele kakhulu"
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you are so fine "Ulungile kakhulu"
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you are so ugly "Wena Mubi Kangaka"
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you are such a baddie "Wena ungumuntu okhohlakele kangaka"
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You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. "Uletha wonke umuntu injabulo enkulu uma uphuma ekamelweni."
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You know I’m not wearing panties? "Uyazi ukuthi angigqoki ama-panties?"
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You know what they say: Dynamite comes in small packages. "Uyazi ukuthi bathini: i-dynamite iza ngamaphakethe amancane."
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You like that, baby? "Uyakuthanda lokho, mntanami?"
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You look really sexy when you wear that shirt. "Ubukeka ubukeka uhle kakhulu uma ugqoka lelo hembe."
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You make me feel amazing, baby. "Ungenza ngizizwe ngimangalisa, mntanami."
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You miserable fucking bastard "You miserable fucking bastard"
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You miserable fucking bitch "Wena fucking bitch edabukisayo"
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you're a baddi "Wena Baddi"
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you're a baddie "Wena Mubi"
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you're a cunt, fuck off "You are a cunt, fuck off"
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You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns "Wena fucking le mbuzi, mina nje lapha ukuzobamba izimpondo"
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You're higher than giraffe pussy "Uphakeme kune-pussy yendlulamithi"
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You’re going to get spanked until you cry "Uzoshaywa kuze kube yilapho ukhala"
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You’re going to make me pass out with pleasure. "Uzongenza ngiphume ngenjabulo."
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You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation. "Ubufakazi bakho bokuthi ukuziphendukela kwemvelo kungabuyela emuva ngesisusa esifanele."
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your face looks like an ass "Ubuso bakho bubukeka bufana ne-ass"
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Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night "Ubuntu bakho bufana ne-decaf: kuyadumaza kodwa kusangabhubhisa ubusuku bami"
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Your wish is my command. "Isifiso sakho ngumyalo wami."
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