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LEARN CANTONESE PHRASES

A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure. "鑽石只不過係一坨煤喺壓力下表現良好"
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away—if you throw it hard enough! "每日一個蘋果可以令醫生遠離--如果你掟得夠勁嘅話！"
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Anything done before the first coffee of the day could be classified as self-defense. "喺當日第一杯咖啡之前做嘅嘢都可以被歸類為自衛。"
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are you on your period? "你來月經嗎？"
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Are you ready to apologize? "你準備好道歉未？"
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As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it "就好似拉屎同踩入去咁"
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baddie "壞仔"
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bald cunt "光屄"
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balls slapping against her chin "蛋蛋拍打著她的下巴"
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beating the meat "打肉"
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Beg me. "求吓我啦"
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Bent dick "攣屌"
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Bent Richard "彎理查德"
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Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon "雷鳴颱風中數以十億計嘅膽汁藍色起泡藤壺"
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blow me "吹我"
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blow my load "吹我啲嘢"
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blow my load on your face "將我嘅擔子吹到你臉上"
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boobs "波"
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booger suger "鼻屎爛"
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bopping the bologna "博洛尼亞河"
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bouncing bozos "彈跳波佐斯"
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breeder "飼養員"
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bringing a fart to a shit fight "打屎仗打屁"
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bull shit "屎屎"
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but first anal... "但首先是肛門..."
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butt pirate "屎海盜"
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butter face "牛油面"
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calm down and shut up "收聲"
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can i fuck you from behind "我可唔可以喺後面操你"
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Can I give you a blow job, master? "我可唔可以幫你口交呀，師父？"
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Can i suck your boobs "我可唔可以吸你個波"
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "你聽唔聽？ 呢個係我枕頭嘅呼喚，如果我等得太耐，我就會變得好刻薄。"
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can you help me with something in the bedroom? "你可唔可以幫我喺臥室做啲嘢？"
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Can you tell me where I can find a hooker? "你可唔可以話我知邊度可以搵？"
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carpet muncher "地毯咀嚼"
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chimney sweeper "掃煙囪"
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Choking the chicken "鯁雞"
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chutney ferret "酸辣雪貂"
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Cock eyed Cunt "雞眼屄"
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cock waffle "雞仔"
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cockeye "雞眼"
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Cocklump "雞疙瘩"
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Cockscum "雞屎"
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Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg "仲凍過冰山陰涼嘅鋼製廁所"
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra "冷過著著黃銅胸圍嘅女巫奶子"
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Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes. "恭喜你：你已經達到咗以前只限於星座運勢嘅錯誤程度。"
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coral stomper "珊瑚跺腳者"
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "你可唔可以指我去洗手间啊？ 我約咗大便。"
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Creampie "中出"
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Cretinous cunting fuckhead "白痴屌絲混蛋"
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cum "點樣"
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cum dumpster "暨垃圾箱"
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cun "倛"
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cunt "屄"
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cunt face "屄面"
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cunt lapper "屄包"
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curry muncher "咖喱芒徹"
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Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER! "更深，更深，更深！"
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Derby County Fan "打比郡球迷"
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dick face "屌臉"
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Dick juggling thunder cunt "屌雜耍雷屄"
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Dickhead "屌頭"
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did you just wake up? "你啱啱瞓醒咩？"
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die in a fire "遇火身亡"
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dildo munching gutter slut "假陽具咀嚼陰溝蕩婦"
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dipshit "屎屎"
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Dirty Wanker "邋遢佬"
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dirty whore "傱娑婆"
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Do you have any drugs? "你有冇藥呀？"
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do you like dick? "你鍾唔鍾意雞雞？"
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do you want to fuck? "你想操嗎？"
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Do you want to try anal with me? "你想同我一齊做嗎？"
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Don't be a dick "唔好屌"
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Don't Talk Shit to me "唔好同我講屎"
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Don’t look at me like that when we’re here; it’s making me so fucking horny. "我哋喺度嘅時候，唔好咁望住我; 真係令我好飢渴。"
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Don’t stop. "唔好停手。"
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Don’t you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. "你唔好話我，月球上有腳印嘅時候，天空就係極限。"
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Donald Trump fucks children "唐納德·特朗普同細路仔做愛"
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Donald Trump is a pedophile "唐納德·特朗普（Donald Trump）係一個孌童癖者"
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Donald Trump is the worst president ever "唐納德·特朗普係有史以來最差嘅總統"
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Doublelift "雙升"
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douche nozzle "沖洗嘴"
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douchebag "混蛋"
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dumb bitch "賤人"
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dumb cunt "屄"
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dumpster cunt "垃圾箱屄"
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dyke "堤壩"
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eat a penis "食陽雞"
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eat my butthole "食我屎窿"
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eat my butthole and die "食我屎窿死"
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eat my pussy like you want it "隨心所欲地吃我嘅陰戶"
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faggot "鬼佬"
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fat bitch "肥賤人"
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First you're going to get down on your knees. Then you're going to taste me. "首先，你要跪低。 咁你就去嚐嚐我嘅滋味。"
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flamer "火焰噴射器"
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flamer "火焰噴射器"
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fruit cake "生果餅"
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Fuck Donald Trump "操唐納德·特朗普"
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fuck it "操佢"
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Fuck Maritza "操Maritza"
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fuck me "操我"
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw "用電鋸輕輕地操我"
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fuck me hard "用力操我"
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fuck me hard "用力操我"
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Fuck me hard. "用力操我。"
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Fuck me hard...hurt me "我好難。 傷痛中"
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fuck me harder "再用力啲操我"
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Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy. "操我屁股，你媽的陰戶。"
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Fuck me like a porn star "好似色情女星咁操我"
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fuck me like an animal "好似畜生咁操我"
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Fuck me, fuck me! "操我，操我！"
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FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!! "操我嘅陰部!!!!!"
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fuck off Karen "滾咗Karen"
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Fuck off wanker "滾蛋"
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Fuck you bastard "操你個打靶佬"
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fuck you bitch "操你個賤人"
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fuck you bitch "操你個賤人"
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fuck you cunt "操你個屄"
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fuck you cunt "操你個屄"
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fuck your asshole "操你屎眼"
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fuck your asshole "操你屎眼"
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fuck your mom "操你媽咪"
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fuck your mom "操你媽咪"
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fuck your mom's asshole "操你媽咪嘅屁眼"
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fuck your mom's asshole "操你媽咪嘅屁眼"
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fucking animal "畜生"
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fucking animal "畜生"
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fucking idiot "蠢材"
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fucking tease "他媽的惹人"
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fucktwat "屎屎"
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fuckwitFur Bunny "毛兔"
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Get fucked "畀人操"
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get lost "蕩失路"
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Give me a kiss "錫我一啖"
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go finger yourself "用手指自己去"
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go lick a duck "去舔鴨"
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Go masturbate your dog "幫你隻狗"
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gobble the helmet spit "狼吞頭盔唾沫"
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grab her by the pussy "抓住她的陰戶"
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Grab my hair and fuck me like a dog. "抓住我的頭髮，像隻狗一樣操我。"
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hard dick "硬屌"
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Has a guy ever complimented you on your blowjob skills? "有冇試過有人稱讚你口交技巧？"
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he likes dick "佢鍾意屌"
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Help! I got my penis caught in my zipper again. "幫助! 我的又被拉鍊夾住了。"
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her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar "佢嘅陰部毛茸茸，好似80年代嘅色情女星咁"
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her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket "佢嘅陰部濕得好似水獺袋咁"
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Here I am! What are your other two wishes? "我來了！ 你仲有咩願望？"
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heterosexual "異性戀"
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Hide Yourself "匿埋自己"
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his dick looks like a prisoners leg "佢嘅雞雞睇嚟好似囚犯腿咁"
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Holy shit, I’m cumming. "天哪，我高潮了。"
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how the fuck "他媽的怎麼回事"
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hurt me "整親我"
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I actually sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust. "其實我賣咗部吸塵機。 佢只係積滿灰塵。"
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I always say “Morning” instead of “Good morning”—if it were a good morning, I’d be sleeping and not talking to people. "我成日都講“早晨”而唔係“早晨”--如果係早晨，我就會瞓覺，唔同人講嘢。"
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I am looking for a hooker with a penis "我要搵一個有嘅"
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I can’t believe I met you. "我真係唔相信我遇到你。"
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I can’t believe we decided to go shopping when we could be at home fucking. "我真係唔相信我哋決定喺屋企做愛嘅時候去買嘢。"
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I can’t concentrate at work. All I can think about is sucking your dick. "我唔可以專心做嘢。 我淨係諗住吸你嘅雞雞。"
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I can’t wait to get you home. "我都等唔切要送你返屋企啦。"
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I don't give a fuck "我唔理佢"
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "我唔需要新嘅髮型師。 我嘅枕頭每日朝早都會幫我剪一個新髮型。"
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I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you weren’t here. "我尋晚夢見你，真係好正，但係我醒咗，你唔喺度。"
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I feel tiny in your arms. "我喺你懷裡覺得自己好細小。"
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I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine. "我終於喺健身房搵到一部我鍾意嘅機器：自動售賣機。"
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I fucked your mom last night "我琴晚操咗你媽咪"
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i hate looking at you "我好憎望住你"
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I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages. "我有神嘅身體--不幸嘅係，佢係一個小而沮喪嘅村莊嘅神。"
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i hope you die "我希望你死"
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I hope you outlive your children "我希望你比你哋嘅仔女長命"
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i hope you rot in hell "我希望你喺地獄腐爛"
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i just took a massive shit "我啱啱食咗好多屎"
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I just wanna be your sex slut. "我只係想做你嘅性蕩婦。"
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I just want to make you happy. "我淨係想令你開心啫"
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I just want to rip your clothes off right now. "我而家就想扯爛你件衫"
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I just want you to know I’m dripping wet. "我只係想話畀你知，我濕透咗。"
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I keep fantasizing about what I’m going to do to you later. "我成日幻想我以後要點樣對你"
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I keep thinking about just quitting school/my job and coming to see you tonight. "我成日都諗住輟學或者我嘅工作，今晚嚟見你。"
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I like big butts "我鍾意大屁股"
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I love being your fuck slut "我鍾意做你嘅蕩婦"
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I love masturbating while talking to you, but what I really need is you, here, fucking me. "我鍾意同你傾偈邊自慰，但我真正需要嘅係你，喺度，操我。"
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I love you "我愛你"
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I love you. "我愛你."
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I love your body "我愛你嘅身體"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "我今日做咗好多嘢。 我只需要搞清楚邊個會做呢件事。"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "我今日做咗好多嘢。 我只需要搞清楚邊個會做呢件事。"
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I need you so bad right now. "我依家好需要你。"
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I need you to walk in front of me so I can see your ass. "我需要你行到我前面，等我睇到你啲屁股。"
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I need your cock! "我需要你嘅雞雞！"
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure. "我從來唔會犯同樣嘅錯兩次。 我做咗六七次，為咗確定起見。"
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I think i crapped my pants "我諗我條褲蹣跚咗"
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I think I’m in love with your dick. "我想我愛上了你的雞巴。"
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I think I’m in love with your pussy. "我想我愛上了你的陰戶。"
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I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug. "我同我老闆講，要過得好好。 佢話佢已經有咗--我無諗過失業會係咁自鳴得意。"
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I want to feel you shoot your load in my mouth. "我想感受你射入我口中嘅。"
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I want to feel your cum all over my face. "我想感受你嘅精液灑滿我嘅臉。"
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I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy "我想像狗一樣操你，射在你的陰戶裡"
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i want to fuck you like an animal "我想像動物一樣操你"
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I want to hear you say my name, say it bitch. "我想聽你講我個名，賤人講。"
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I want to taste myself on your cock. "我想嚐嚐你雞巴上嘅味道。"
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I want to watch you masturbate "我想睇你"
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I want you so bad. "我好想要你。"
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I want you to shoot your load in my mouth. "我要你射入我個口度。"
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I want you to shoot your load on my tits "我要你射喺我嘅乳房上"
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I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down. "我本來請你飲嘅，但係你嘅標準已經淡化咗。"
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I was thinking about you today. "我今日諗緊你"
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I wish I could just clone your dick, so I have something to remind me of you. "我真係希望我可以複製你嘅雞雞，所以我有啲嘢可以令我想起你。"
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "我真係希望我哋喺屋企，咁我就可以對你做啲壞事。"
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "我真係希望我哋喺屋企，咁我就可以對你做啲壞事。"
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I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "我唔會話你粘人--我只係話你比廉價強力膠更有力。"
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I wore this skirt just for you. "我著呢條裙只為咗畀你"
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I'm gonna beat the shit out of you "我要打死你"
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i'm sorry my love "對唔住，我嘅愛人"
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I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know "我有一分鐘空閒時間話我知你知嘅嘢"
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I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager. "我叫你下地獄，我驚你升到經理"
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I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service "我就好似一個妓女喺朝早8點嘅教堂禮拜咁舒服"
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I’m about to explode. "我就要爆炸了。"
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I’m blushing just saying this, but I miss your dick so much. "講到呢句話我都臉紅咗，不過我好掛住你嘅雞雞。"
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I’m dripping wet. "我濕透咗。"
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I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where sandwiches live. "我好開心我唔使自己搵嘢食。 我唔知三文治係邊度。"
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I’m going to give you the wettest blowjob tonight. "我今晚要比你最濕嘅口交。"
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I’m going to jerk you off until I get every last drop out of you. "我要你，直到我吸完你身上的最後一滴。"
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "我唔懶。 我只係好有動力唔做任何事。"
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "我唔懶。 我只係好輕鬆。"
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I’m not saying I’m overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw. "我唔係話我反應過度。 但係有好嘅時候，亦有壞嘅時候，我要遞把電鋸畀我。"
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I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home. "我唔係話我醜，但係我嘅倒影要求護送我返屋企。"
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I’m not weird. I’m limited edition. "我唔係好奇怪。 我係限量版。"
📈 27 VIEWS
I’ve been very bold and need to be punished. "我好大膽，要懲罰。"
📈 17 VIEWS
I’ve never been fucked like this before. "我從來未被人咁操過。"
📈 21 VIEWS
If I offered to cook for you in lingerie and heels, what would you say? Or would you rather I wear something else? "如果我提出著住內衣同高跟鞋畀你煮嘢食，你會點講？ 或者你寧願我著其他衫？"
📈 18 VIEWS
If karma doesn’t hit you, I will "如果業力唔擊中你，我會"
📈 26 VIEWS
If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude. "如果生活畀你檸檬，就將檸檬扔俾你唔鍾意嘅人--有態度嘅維他命C。"
📈 27 VIEWS
If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "如果錢唔係長喺樹上，點解銀行仲有分行？"
📈 24 VIEWS
If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off of it! "如果呢個世界唔爛，我哋都會跌落嚟！"
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If we weren’t at your friend’s house, I’d be on my knees with you in my mouth. "如果我哋唔係喺你朋友屋企，我就會跪低喺度含住你。"
📈 20 VIEWS
If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama. "如果你冇仇恨者，你大概唔會喺任何人嘅戲劇嘅GPS上。"
📈 23 VIEWS
If you don’t stop looking at me like that, we’re going to have to go somewhere private. "如果你再唔再咁望住我，我哋就得去一個私人嘅地方。"
📈 21 VIEWS
It’s OK if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. "你唔鍾意我唔緊要 唔係個個都有品味。"
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It’s so hot when you grab me in public. "你喺公共場合拉住我，真係好熱。"
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Just like that. "就係咁"
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kiss my ass "錫我屁股"
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kiss my black ass "錫我黑屁股"
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Last night was incredible. I can’t stop thinking about it. "尋晚真係好精彩。 我無法停止諗呢件事。"
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lesbian "女同"
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Let's go loser, we're going shopping. "我哋去買嘢啦"
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Let’s spend the entire weekend together completely naked! "我哋一齊赤身裸體一齊度過成個週末！"
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lick spittle "啖唾沫"
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Lie down and shut up. "趴低收聲"
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Life is a bowl of soup, and I’m a fork. "人生係一碗湯，我係隻叉。"
📈 24 VIEWS
look at this nigga "睇吓呢個黑鬼"
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make me a sandwich "整三文治畀我"
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Make me cum, baby. "讓我射精吧，寶貝。"
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May I please be excused? My brain is full. "请原谅一下吗？ 我個腦好充實。"
📈 23 VIEWS
Mmmmmm, you taste so good. "嗯，你真好食。"
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My brain says “crunches” but my stomach says “cupcakes.” "我個腦會講“仰臥起坐”，但我嘅胃會講“杯子蛋糕”。"
📈 24 VIEWS
My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date. "我嘅約會生活就好似一個軟件測試版：好多bug，無止盡嘅更新，無發布日期。"
📈 22 VIEWS
My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions. "我屋企重新定義咗功能失調--我哋只係一個限時展示錯誤決定嘅展覽。"
📈 22 VIEWS
my last girlfriend didn't do this to me "我上一個女朋友無咁樣對我"
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My panties are soaked. Get home quick. "我條底褲濕透咗。 快啲翻屋企"
📈 21 VIEWS
My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "我嘅關係就好似iPad咁。 我冇iPad。"
📈 23 VIEWS
My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry. "我個銀包好似個洋蔥咁 每次打開，都令我熱淚盈眶。"
📈 23 VIEWS
Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs "緊張得好似一隻長尾貓喺一屋搖椅入面"
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nigga "黑鬼"
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nigga please "黑鬼拜託"
📈 26 VIEWS
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. "我當然會自言自語。 有時我需要專家嘅意見。"
📈 25 VIEWS
Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck "朝呢個方向走，就係我要你做愛嘅地方"
📈 24 VIEWS
Oh my god Becky, look at her butt "天啊，Becky，睇下佢啲屁股"
📈 21 VIEWS
Oh-my-fucking-god! "天哪！"
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On your knees, bitch. "跪低，賤人。"
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once you go black you never go back "一旦你變黑，你就永遠都唔會再去"
📈 24 VIEWS
one coffee please "一杯咖啡"
📈 26 VIEWS
Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "有條理嘅人就係懶得搵到佢哋嘅嘢。"
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Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous. "我哋嘅家譜就好似仙人掌咁尖，好易打理，有時有毒。"
📈 26 VIEWS
Paint my face. "搽我個面"
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Paint the walls with your brain "用你嘅大腦粉刷牆壁"
📈 26 VIEWS
panty dropper "底褲滴管"
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Please "拜託"
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please ask my testacles "唔該問下我嘅睪丸"
📈 24 VIEWS
Please fuck me, daddy. "唔該操我啦，爹地。"
📈 16 VIEWS
Please, please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE… – Say it like you are almost begging him. "Please， Please， Please， PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE... – 講得好似你幾乎喺求佢咁。"
📈 21 VIEWS
Pleasing you is my only purpose in life. "取悅你係我人生唯一嘅目的。"
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Pound me harder! "再捶我！"
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saggy tits "巂嫲"
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scumbag "渣男"
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She doesn't even go here. "佢甚至唔去呢度。"
📈 21 VIEWS
shit gibbon "屎長臂猿"
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show your tits "露乳"
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show your tits! "展示你嘅奶！"
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shut the fuck up "收聲"
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shut the hell up "收聲"
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shut up "收聲"
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shut your god damn mouth "閉上你該死的嘴"
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Somebody said today that I’m lazy. I nearly answered him. "今日有人話我好懶。 我差啲回答佢。"
📈 23 VIEWS
Suck my dick asshole. "吸我嘅雞雞屁眼。"
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Suck start a shotgun "吸霰彈槍"
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Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage "汗流浹背好似個有按揭嘅吉卜賽人"
📈 26 VIEWS
Take your clothes off and get into bed. "除衫上床"
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Take your clothes off. Lie down. Shut up. "除左件衫，趴低 收聲."
📈 22 VIEWS
Thank you for fucking me. "多謝你操我。"
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That feels so good. "感覺真係好正。"
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thick as pig shit "豬屎咁厚"
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tight as a ducks ass "硬如鴨屁股"
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tits "山雀"
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Tonight is all about me. "今晚係關於我嘅。"
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Tonight is all about you. "今晚係關於你嘅。"
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Tonight, I’m going to be inside YOU. "今晚，我要進入你嘅內心。"
📈 19 VIEWS
turd "屎"
📈 23 VIEWS
Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest "喺踢屁股比賽中用嚟做獨腳人"
📈 24 VIEWS
Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in! "好啦，好啦，睇吓隻貓拖咗乜嘢入嚟！"
📈 23 VIEWS
wet pussy "濕漉漉嘅陰部"
📈 19 VIEWS
what do you want for dinner? "你晚飯想食乜嘢？"
📈 26 VIEWS
What do you want me to wear in bed tonight? "你今晚要我著乜嘢喺床上？"
📈 19 VIEWS
what the devil "乜嘢魔鬼"
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What the fuck do you want? "你他媽想點呀？"
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what the fuck dude "乜嘢他媽的傢伙"
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What's cooking, good lookin'? "煮咩嘢呀？"
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Whatever you’re doing, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. "無論你做咩，都要盡百分之一百嘅努力。 除非你捐血。"
📈 23 VIEWS
When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "當人哋同我講，“你朝早會後悔嘅”，我會瞓到中午，因為我係一個解決問題嘅專家。"
📈 26 VIEWS
Where is the bathroom? "廁所喺邊度？"
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Which way to the hookers? "邊個去？"
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Why am I always so horny when there are other people around? "點解我周圍有其他人，我都咁飢渴？"
📈 21 VIEWS
Why aren’t you here right now? I’m so fucking horny. "點解你而家唔喺度？ 我真係好飢渴。"
📈 16 VIEWS
Why be moody when you can shake your booty?! "當你可以搖動你的戰利品時，為什麼還要喜怒無常？！"
📈 19 VIEWS
Why can’t we just quit our jobs, live together, and fuck all day, every day? "點解我哋唔可以辭咗工作，住埋一齊，日日做愛？"
📈 17 VIEWS
will you fuck me? "你會操我嗎？"
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you are completely right "你講得啱"
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you are so fat "你咁肥"
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you are so fine "你真係冇問題"
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you are so ugly "你好醜"
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you are such a baddie "你真係衰人"
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You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. "你離開房間嘅時候，會帶給大家好多歡樂。"
📈 23 VIEWS
You know I’m not wearing panties? "你知道我唔著底褲嗎？"
📈 20 VIEWS
You know what they say: Dynamite comes in small packages. "你知唔知佢哋講：炸藥係細包裝嘅。"
📈 22 VIEWS
You like that, baby? "你鍾意咁樣，寶貝？"
📈 21 VIEWS
You look really sexy when you wear that shirt. "你著住件衫好性感"
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You make me feel amazing, baby. "你令我感覺好神奇，寶貝。"
📈 23 VIEWS
You miserable fucking bastard "你個衰人"
📈 17 VIEWS
You miserable fucking bitch "你個衰賤人"
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you're a baddi "你係個壞蛋"
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you're a baddie "你係壞蛋"
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you're a cunt, fuck off "你真係個屄，滾蛋"
📈 23 VIEWS
You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns "你操呢隻山羊，我只係嚟捉角"
📈 27 VIEWS
You're higher than giraffe pussy "你比長頸鹿嘅陰部仲高"
📈 24 VIEWS
You’re going to get spanked until you cry "畀人打到喊"
📈 19 VIEWS
You’re going to make me pass out with pleasure. "你會讓我高興地昏過去的。"
📈 22 VIEWS
You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation. "你證明咗進化係可以倒退嘅，只要有適當嘅動機。"
📈 25 VIEWS
your face looks like an ass "你個面好似個屎"
📈 26 VIEWS
Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night "你嘅性格好似無咖啡因咁令人失望，但係仲會毀咗我嘅夜晚"
📈 28 VIEWS
Your wish is my command. "你嘅愿望系我嘅命令"
📈 21 VIEWS