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LEARN SLOVENIAN PHRASES

A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure. "Diamant je le kos premoga, ki se je dobro obnesel pod pritiskom."
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away—if you throw it hard enough! "Eno jabolko na dan odžene zdravnika stran – če ga dovolj močno vržeš!"
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Anything done before the first coffee of the day could be classified as self-defense. "Vse, kar je bilo storjeno pred prvo kavo dneva, bi lahko šteli za samoobrambo."
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are you on your period? "Si na menstruaciji?"
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Are you ready to apologize? "Si pripravljen opravičiti se?"
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As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it "Tako grozno kot kakanje in stopanje vanj"
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baddie "zlobnež"
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bald cunt "plešasta pička"
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balls slapping against her chin "Jajca, ki so ji ploskala ob brado"
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beating the meat "Stepanje mesa"
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Beg me. "Prosi me."
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Bent dick "Ukrivljen penis"
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Bent Richard "Bent Richard"
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Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon "Milijarde žolčno modrih, žgočih školjk v gromkem tajfunu"
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blow me "pihaj me"
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blow my load "izstreli moj tovor"
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blow my load on your face "Izbruhni moj iztok na tvoj obraz"
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boobs "prsi"
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booger suger "Smrkelj je zanič"
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bopping the bologna "Bopping the Bologna"
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bouncing bozos "skakajoči bedaki"
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breeder "vzreditelj"
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bringing a fart to a shit fight "prinesi prdec na pretep"
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bull shit "Neumnost"
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but first anal... "Ampak najprej analno..."
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butt pirate "Pirat zadnjica"
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butter face "masleni obraz"
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calm down and shut up "Pomiri se in utihni"
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can i fuck you from behind "Lahko te jebem od zadaj"
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Can I give you a blow job, master? "Lahko ti dam oralni seks, mojster?"
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Can i suck your boobs "Lahko sesam tvoje prsi"
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Slišiš to? To je klic moje blazine, in postane res kruto, če jo pustim čakati predolgo."
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Slišiš to? To je klic moje blazine, in postane res kruto, če jo pustim čakati predolgo."
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can you help me with something in the bedroom? "mi lahko pomagaš pri nečem v spalnici?"
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Can you tell me where I can find a hooker? "Mi lahko poveš, kje lahko najdem prostitutko?"
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carpet muncher "Preproga muncher"
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chimney sweeper "Dimnikar"
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Choking the chicken "Dušiti piščanca"
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chutney ferret "čatni fretka"
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Cock eyed Cunt "Kurba s poševnimi očmi"
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cock waffle "Cock Waffle"
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cockeye "cockeye"
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Cocklump "Cocklump"
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Cockscum "smet"
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Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg "Hladneje kot jekleno stranišče na senčni strani ledene gore"
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra "Hladneje kot čarovniška prsi v medeninastem modrčku"
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Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes. "Čestitke: dosegli ste raven napačnosti, ki je bila prej rezervirana za horoskope."
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coral stomper "Coral Stomper"
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Mi lahko pokažeš kopalnico? Imam pregled pri blatu."
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Mi lahko pokažeš kopalnico? Imam pregled pri blatu."
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Creampie "Creampie"
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Cretinous cunting fuckhead "Kretenski kreten"
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cum "Kako"
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cum dumpster "Smetnjak za spermo"
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cun "CUN"
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cunt "kurba"
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cunt face "pička na obrazu"
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cunt lapper "Cunt Lapper"
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curry muncher "Curry Muncher"
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Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER! "Globlje, globlje, globlje!"
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Derby County Fan "Navijač Derby Countyja"
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dick face "Dick face"
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Dick juggling thunder cunt "Kurac žonglira, grom pička"
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Dickhead "Bedak"
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did you just wake up? "Si se pravkar zbudil?"
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die in a fire "umri v ognju"
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dildo munching gutter slut "dildo, ki grizlja, kurba iz žleba"
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dipshit "bedak"
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Dirty Wanker "Umazani kreten"
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dirty whore "Umazana kurba"
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Do you have any drugs? "Imaš kakšne droge?"
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do you like dick? "Ti je všeč Dick?"
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do you want to fuck? "Hočeš seksati?"
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Do you want to try anal with me? "Hočeš poskusiti analni seks z mano?"
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Don't be a dick "Ne bodi kreten"
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Don't Talk Shit to me "Ne govori mi neumnosti"
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Don’t look at me like that when we’re here; it’s making me so fucking horny. "Ne glej me tako, ko smo tukaj; To me tako jebeno vzburja."
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Don’t stop. "Ne ustavljaj se."
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Don’t you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. "Ne reci mi, da je nebo meja, ko so na luni odtisi stopal."
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Donald Trump fucks children "Donald Trump jebe otroke"
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Donald Trump is a pedophile "Donald Trump je pedofil"
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Donald Trump is the worst president ever "Donald Trump je najslabši predsednik vseh časov"
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Doublelift "Dvojni dvig"
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douche nozzle "Douche šoba"
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douchebag "Kreten"
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dumb bitch "Neumna prasica"
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dumb cunt "Neumna pizda."
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dumpster cunt "Smetnjak kurba"
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dyke "Lezba"
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eat a penis "Pojej penis"
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eat my butthole "Pojej mi rit"
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eat my butthole and die "Pojej mi rit in umri"
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eat my pussy like you want it "Pojej mojo muco, kot hočeš"
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faggot "Peder"
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fat bitch "Debela prasica"
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First you're going to get down on your knees. Then you're going to taste me. "Najprej se spusti na kolena. Potem me boš poskusil."
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flamer "Plamenec"
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flamer "Plamenec"
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fruit cake "Sadna torta"
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Fuck Donald Trump "Jebi Donalda Trumpa"
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fuck it "Jebi ga"
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Fuck Maritza "Jebi Maritzo"
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fuck me "Jebemti."
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw "Nežno me jebi z motorno žago"
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fuck me hard "Jebi me močno"
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fuck me hard "Jebi me močno"
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Fuck me hard. "Jebi me močno."
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Fuck me hard...hurt me "Jaz trd. V bolečini"
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fuck me harder "Jebi me močneje"
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Fuck me like a porn star "Jebi me kot porno zvezdo"
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fuck me like an animal "Jebi me kot žival"
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Fuck me, fuck me! "Jebi me, jebi me!"
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FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!! "JEBI MOJO MUCO!!!!!"
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fuck off Karen "Pojdi v tri krasne, Karen"
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Fuck off wanker "Pojdi v tri krasne, bedak"
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Fuck you bastard "Jebi se, baraba"
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fuck you bitch "jebi se, prasica"
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fuck you bitch "jebi se, prasica"
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fuck you cunt "jebi se, kurba"
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fuck you cunt "jebi se, kurba"
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fuck your asshole "Jebi svojo rit"
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fuck your asshole "Jebi svojo rit"
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fuck your mom "Jebi svojo mamo"
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fuck your mom "Jebi svojo mamo"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Jebi mamino rit"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Jebi mamino rit"
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fucking animal "Prekleta žival"
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fucking animal "Prekleta žival"
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fucking idiot "Jebeni idiot"
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fucking tease "Jebeni dražilec"
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fucktwat "Kreten."
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fuckwitFur Bunny "fuckwitFur Bunny"
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Get fucked "Jebi se"
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get lost "poberi se"
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Give me a kiss "Daj mi poljub"
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go finger yourself "Pojdi se prstati"
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go lick a duck "Pojdi in polizaj raco"
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Go masturbate your dog "Pojdi masturbirat svojega psa"
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gobble the helmet spit "Požri čelado, pljuni"
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grab her by the pussy "Zgrabi jo za muco"
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Grab my hair and fuck me like a dog. "Zgrabi me za lase in me jebe kot psa."
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hard dick "Trdi kurac"
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hard oral sex "Močan oralni seks"
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Has a guy ever complimented you on your blowjob skills? "Ti je kdaj fant pohvalil tvoje sposobnosti oralnega seksa?"
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he likes dick "Rad ima Dicka"
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Help! I got my penis caught in my zipper again. "Pomoč! Spet se mi je penis zataknil v zadrgo."
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her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar "Njena muca je kosmata kot pri pornozvezdi iz 80-ih"
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her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket "Njena muca je mokra kot žep vidre"
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Here I am! What are your other two wishes? "Tukaj sem! Kateri sta tvoji drugi dve želji?"
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heterosexual "Heteroseksualni"
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Hide Yourself "Skrij se"
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his dick looks like a prisoners leg "Njegov penis izgleda kot zaporniška noga"
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Holy shit, I’m cumming. "Joj, prihajam."
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how the fuck "Kako za vraga"
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hurt me "me prizadel"
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I actually sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust. "Sesalnik sem dejansko prodal. Vse, kar je počel, je bilo, da je nabirala prah."
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I always say “Morning” instead of “Good morning”—if it were a good morning, I’d be sleeping and not talking to people. "Vedno rečem "Dobro jutro" namesto "Dobro jutro" – če bi bilo dobro jutro, bi spal in ne bi govoril z ljudmi."
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I am looking for a hooker with a penis "Iščem prostitutko s penisom"
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I can’t believe I met you. "Ne morem verjeti, da sem te spoznal."
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I can’t believe we decided to go shopping when we could be at home fucking. "Ne morem verjeti, da sva se odločila za nakupovanje, ko sva lahko doma seksala."
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I can’t concentrate at work. All I can think about is sucking your dick. "Ne morem se zbrati pri delu. Vse, o čemer lahko razmišljam, je, da ti sesam kurac."
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I can’t wait to get you home. "Komaj čakam, da te spravim domov."
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I don't give a fuck "Jebe me"
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "Ne potrebujem novega frizerja. Moja blazina mi vsako jutro naredi novo pričesko."
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "Ne potrebujem novega frizerja. Moja blazina mi vsako jutro naredi novo pričesko."
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I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you weren’t here. "Sanjal sem o tebi sinoči in bilo je fantastično, a sem se zbudil in te ni bilo tukaj."
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I feel tiny in your arms. "Počutim se majhnega v tvojih rokah."
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I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine. "Končno sem v fitnesu našel napravo, ki mi je všeč: avtomat za prodajo."
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I fucked your mom last night "Sinoči sem spal s tvojo mamo"
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i hate looking at you "Sovražim, da te gledam"
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I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages. "Imam telo boga—žal boga majhnih, depresivnih vasi."
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i hope you die "Upam, da umreš"
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I hope you outlive your children "Upam, da boš preživel svoje otroke"
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i hope you rot in hell "Upam, da gnije v peklu"
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i just took a massive shit "Pravkar sem se ogromno iztrebal"
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I just wanna be your sex slut. "Samo želim biti tvoja seks kurba."
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I just want to make you happy. "Samo želim te osrečiti."
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I just want to rip your clothes off right now. "Samo zdaj bi ti rad strgal oblačila s sebe."
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I just want you to know I’m dripping wet. "Samo želim, da veš, da sem popolnoma moker."
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I keep fantasizing about what I’m going to do to you later. "Nenehno sanjarim, kaj ti bom kasneje naredil."
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I keep thinking about just quitting school/my job and coming to see you tonight. "Ves čas razmišljam, da bi preprosto opustil šolo/službo in prišel k tebi nocoj."
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I like big butts "Všeč so mi velike zadnjice"
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I love being your fuck slut "Obožujem biti tvoja kurba za seks"
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I love masturbating while talking to you, but what I really need is you, here, fucking me. "Rad se samozadovoljujem, medtem ko govorim s tabo, ampak kar res potrebujem, si ti, tukaj, da me jebeš."
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I love you "Ljubim te"
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I love you. "Ljubim te."
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I love your body "Obožujem tvoje telo"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Danes sem naredil ogromen seznam opravil. Samo ugotoviti moram, kdo bo to naredil."
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Danes sem naredil ogromen seznam opravil. Samo ugotoviti moram, kdo bo to naredil."
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I need you so bad right now. "Zdaj te tako zelo potrebujem."
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I need you to walk in front of me so I can see your ass. "Potrebujem, da hodiš pred mano, da ti lahko vidim rit."
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I need your cock! "Rabim tvoj kurac!"
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure. "Nikoli ne naredim iste napake dvakrat. Naredim jih šest ali sedemkrat, za vsak slučaj."
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure. "Nikoli ne naredim iste napake dvakrat. Naredim jih šest ali sedemkrat, za vsak slučaj."
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I think i crapped my pants "Mislim, da sem se v hlače"
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I think I’m in love with your dick. "Mislim, da sem zaljubljen v tvojega tiča."
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I think I’m in love with your pussy. "Mislim, da sem zaljubljen v tvojo muco."
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I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug. "Šefu sem rekel, naj ima lepo življenje. Rekel je, da ga že ima—nisem vedel, da je brezposelnost lahko samozadovoljna."
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I want to feel you shoot your load in my mouth. "Hočem čutiti, kako izstreliš svoj izliv v moja usta."
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I want to feel your cum all over my face. "Hočem začutiti tvoje seme po celem obrazu."
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I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy "Hočem te jebati kot psa in priti v tvojo muco"
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i want to fuck you like an animal "Hočem te jebati kot žival"
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I want to hear you say my name, say it bitch. "Hočem slišati, kako izgovoriš moje ime, reci ga, ku*ka."
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I want to taste myself on your cock. "Hočem okusiti sebe na tvojem kurcu."
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I want to watch you masturbate "Hočem te gledati, kako se samozadovoljuješ"
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I want you so bad. "Tako zelo te želim."
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I want you to shoot your load in my mouth. "Hočem, da mi izstreliš v usta."
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I want you to shoot your load on my tits "Hočem, da mi izstreliš na prsi"
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I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down. "Hotel sem ti ponuditi pijačo, a so tvoji standardi že razredčeni."
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I was thinking about you today. "Danes sem mislil nate."
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I wish I could just clone your dick, so I have something to remind me of you. "Želim si, da bi lahko samo kloniral tvoj kurac, da bi imel nekaj, kar me bo spominjalo nate."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Želim si, da bi bili doma, da bi ti lahko naredil grozne stvari."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Želim si, da bi bili doma, da bi ti lahko naredil grozne stvari."
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I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "Ne bom rekel, da si navezan – recimo, da imaš več trdnosti kot poceni superlepilo."
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I wore this skirt just for you. "To krilo sem nosila samo zate."
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I'm gonna beat the shit out of you "Pretepel te bom do onemoglosti."
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i'm sorry my love "Oprosti, ljubezen moja."
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I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know "Imam prosto minuto, povej mi vse, kar veš"
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I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager. "Rekel bi ti, naj greš v pekel, ampak bojim se, da bi te povišali v vodjo."
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I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service "Na bogoslužju ob 8. uri zjutraj se počutim približno tako udobno kot prostitutka"
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I’m about to explode. "Skoraj bom eksplodiral."
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I’m blushing just saying this, but I miss your dick so much. "Rdečim se, ko to rečem, ampak tako zelo pogrešam tvoj kurac."
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I’m dripping wet. "Popolnoma sem moker."
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I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where sandwiches live. "Vesela sem, da mi ni treba sama iskati hrane. Nimam pojma, kje so sendviči."
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I’m going to give you the wettest blowjob tonight. "Danes ti bom dal najbolj mokri oralni seks."
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I’m going to jerk you off until I get every last drop out of you. "te bom, dokler ne iztisnem zadnje kapljice iz tebe."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Nisem len. Preprosto sem zelo motiviran, da ne naredim ničesar."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Nisem len. Preprosto sem zelo motiviran, da ne naredim ničesar."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "Nisem len. Preprosto sem zelo sproščen."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "Nisem len. Preprosto sem zelo sproščen."
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I’m not saying I’m overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw. "Ne pravim, da pretiravam. A so dobri in slabi časi, da mi podariš motorno žago."
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I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home. "Ne pravim, da sem grd, ampak moj odsev je prosil za spremstvo domov."
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I’ve been very bold and need to be punished. "Bil sem zelo drzen in moram biti kaznovan."
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I’ve never been fucked like this before. "Še nikoli me niso tako pofukali."
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If I offered to cook for you in lingerie and heels, what would you say? Or would you rather I wear something else? "Če bi ti ponudila, da ti kuham v spodnjem perilu in petah, kaj bi rekla? Ali bi raje, da oblečem kaj drugega?"
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If karma doesn’t hit you, I will "Če te karma ne zadene, bom jaz"
📈 24 VIEWS
If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude. "Če ti življenje ponudi limone, jih vrzi ljudem, ki jih ne maraš – vitamin C z odnosom."
📈 25 VIEWS
If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Če denar ne raste na drevesih, zakaj imajo banke podružnice?"
📈 28 VIEWS
If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Če denar ne raste na drevesih, zakaj imajo banke podružnice?"
📈 0 VIEWS
If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off of it! "Če svet ne bi bil slab, bi vsi padli z njega!"
📈 22 VIEWS
If we weren’t at your friend’s house, I’d be on my knees with you in my mouth. "Če ne bi bili pri tvoji prijateljici, bi bil na kolenih s tabo v ustih."
📈 20 VIEWS
If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama. "Če nimaš sovražnikov, verjetno nisi na GPS-u nobene drame."
📈 19 VIEWS
If you don’t stop looking at me like that, we’re going to have to go somewhere private. "Če me ne nehaš tako gledati, bova morala iti nekam zasebno."
📈 21 VIEWS
It’s OK if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. "V redu je, če me ne maraš. Ne vsak ima dober okus."
📈 20 VIEWS
It’s so hot when you grab me in public. "Tako vroče je, ko me primeš v javnosti."
📈 17 VIEWS
Just like that. "Tako preprosto."
📈 22 VIEWS
kiss my ass "Poljubi me v rit"
📈 23 VIEWS
kiss my black ass "Poljubi mojo črno rit"
📈 24 VIEWS
Last night was incredible. I can’t stop thinking about it. "Včeraj zvečer je bilo neverjetno. Ne morem nehati razmišljati o tem."
📈 20 VIEWS
lesbian "lezbijka"
📈 23 VIEWS
Let's go loser, we're going shopping. "Gremo, luzer, gremo nakupovat."
📈 21 VIEWS
Let’s spend the entire weekend together completely naked! "Preživiva cel vikend skupaj popolnoma goli!"
📈 24 VIEWS
lick spittle "lizi slino"
📈 23 VIEWS
Lie down and shut up. "Lezi in bodi tiho."
📈 26 VIEWS
Life is a bowl of soup, and I’m a fork. "Življenje je skleda juhe, jaz pa vilica."
📈 25 VIEWS
look at this nigga "Poglej tega tipa"
📈 28 VIEWS
make me a sandwich "Naredi mi sendvič"
📈 27 VIEWS
Make me cum, baby. "Naredi me, da pridem, draga."
📈 18 VIEWS
May I please be excused? My brain is full. "Ali lahko prosim odidem? Moj um je poln."
📈 22 VIEWS
May I please be excused? My brain is full. "Ali lahko prosim odidem? Moj um je poln."
📈 0 VIEWS
Mmmmmm, you taste so good. "Mmmmmm, tako dobro imaš okus."
📈 15 VIEWS
My brain says “crunches” but my stomach says “cupcakes.” "Moj možgani pravijo »hrustlja«, a želodec pravi »mafini«."
📈 23 VIEWS
My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date. "Moje ljubezensko življenje je kot beta programske rešitve: veliko hroščev, neskončne posodobitve, brez datuma izida."
📈 23 VIEWS
My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions. "Moja družina na novo opredeljuje 'disfunkcionalno' — smo omejena razstava slabih odločitev."
📈 22 VIEWS
my last girlfriend didn't do this to me "Moja prejšnja punca mi tega ni naredila"
📈 26 VIEWS
My panties are soaked. Get home quick. "Moje spodnjice so premočene. Pojdi hitro domov."
📈 22 VIEWS
My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "Moj odnos je kot iPad. Nimam iPada."
📈 23 VIEWS
My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "Moj odnos je kot iPad. Nimam iPada."
📈 0 VIEWS
My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry. "Moja denarnica je kot čebula. Vsakič, ko ga odprem, me spravi v jok."
📈 22 VIEWS
Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs "Nervozna kot dolgorepa mačka v sobi polni gugalnikov"
📈 28 VIEWS
nigga "črnec"
📈 18 VIEWS
nigga please "prosim stari."
📈 24 VIEWS
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. "Seveda govorim sam s seboj. Včasih potrebujem strokovne nasvete."
📈 26 VIEWS
Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck "V tej smeri hočem, da seksaš"
📈 26 VIEWS
Oh my god Becky, look at her butt "O moj bog, Becky, poglej njeno rit"
📈 22 VIEWS
Oh-my-fucking-god! "O-moj-jebeni-bog!"
📈 18 VIEWS
On your knees, bitch. "Na kolena, prasica."
📈 17 VIEWS
once you go black you never go back "Ko enkrat postaneš črn, se nikoli ne vrneš nazaj"
📈 25 VIEWS
one coffee please "Eno kavo, prosim"
📈 23 VIEWS
Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "Organizirani ljudje so tisti, ki so preprosto preveč leni, da bi našli svoje stvari."
📈 24 VIEWS
Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "Organizirani ljudje so tisti, ki so preprosto preveč leni, da bi našli svoje stvari."
📈 0 VIEWS
Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous. "Naše družinsko drevo je bolj kaktus – bodičasto, nezahtevno in občasno strupeno."
📈 24 VIEWS
Paint my face. "Pobarvaj mi obraz."
📈 21 VIEWS
Paint the walls with your brain "Pobarvaj stene z možgani"
📈 24 VIEWS
panty dropper "Spuščalec spodnjic"
📈 17 VIEWS
Penis "Penis"
📈 24 VIEWS
Please "Prosim"
📈 20 VIEWS
please ask my testacles "Prosim, vprašaj moje testakle."
📈 27 VIEWS
Please fuck me, daddy. "Prosim, jebi me, očka."
📈 12 VIEWS
Please, please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE… – Say it like you are almost begging him. "Prosim, prosim, prosim, PROSIM, PROSIMOOOOOO... – Reci, kot da ga skoraj prosiš."
📈 22 VIEWS
Pleasing you is my only purpose in life. "Ugajanje tebi je moj edini namen v življenju."
📈 19 VIEWS
Pound me harder! "Udari me močneje!"
📈 22 VIEWS
saggy tits "povešene prsi"
📈 27 VIEWS
scumbag "Baraba"
📈 22 VIEWS
semen "seme"
📈 27 VIEWS
She doesn't even go here. "Sploh ne hodi sem."
📈 19 VIEWS
shit gibbon "Sranje, gibbon."
📈 45 VIEWS
show your tits "Pokaži prsi"
📈 25 VIEWS
show your tits! "Pokaži joške!"
📈 21 VIEWS
shut the fuck up "zapri gobec"
📈 24 VIEWS
shut the hell up "Utihni"
📈 25 VIEWS
shut up "Utihni"
📈 25 VIEWS
shut your god damn mouth "Zapri svojo preklet gobec."
📈 27 VIEWS
Somebody said today that I’m lazy. I nearly answered him. "Nekdo je danes rekel, da sem len. Skoraj sem mu odgovoril."
📈 20 VIEWS
Suck my dick asshole. "Sesaj mi rit."
📈 23 VIEWS
Suck start a shotgun "Suck start s šibrenico"
📈 25 VIEWS
Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage "Potil se je kot cigan z hipotekarnim kreditom"
📈 27 VIEWS
Take your clothes off and get into bed. "Sleci se in pojdi spat."
📈 21 VIEWS
Take your clothes off. Lie down. Shut up. "Sleci se. Ulezi se. Utihni."
📈 21 VIEWS
Thank you for fucking me. "Hvala, ker si me pofukal."
📈 16 VIEWS
That feels so good. "To je tako prijeten občutek."
📈 18 VIEWS
thick as pig shit "debelo kot prašičji iztrebek"
📈 24 VIEWS
tight as a ducks ass "tesno kot račja rit"
📈 22 VIEWS
tits "Prsi"
📈 24 VIEWS
Tonight is all about me. "Nocoj je vse zame."
📈 24 VIEWS
Tonight is all about you. "Nocoj je vse o tebi."
📈 18 VIEWS
Tonight, I’m going to be inside YOU. "Nocoj bom v TEBI."
📈 21 VIEWS
Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest "Uporaben kot enonožni moški v tekmovanju v pretepanju riti"
📈 24 VIEWS
Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in! "No, no, no, poglej, kaj je mačka prinesla noter!"
📈 22 VIEWS
wet pussy "Mokra muca"
📈 23 VIEWS
what do you want for dinner? "Kaj želiš za večerjo?"
📈 27 VIEWS
What do you want me to wear in bed tonight? "Kaj želiš, da oblečem nocoj v posteljo?"
📈 20 VIEWS
what the devil "kaj za vraga"
📈 24 VIEWS
What the fuck do you want? "Kaj za vraga hočeš?"
📈 15 VIEWS
what the fuck dude "Kaj za vraga, človek"
📈 25 VIEWS
What's cooking, good lookin'? "Kaj se kuha, lepotec?"
📈 20 VIEWS
Whatever you’re doing, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. "Karkoli že počneš, vedno daj 100%. Razen če daruješ kri."
📈 23 VIEWS
When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Ko mi ljudje rečejo: "Zjutraj ti bo žal," spim do poldneva, ker sem reševalec problemov."
📈 21 VIEWS
When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Ko mi ljudje rečejo: "Zjutraj ti bo žal," spim do poldneva, ker sem reševalec problemov."
📈 0 VIEWS
Where is the bathroom? "Kje je kopalnica?"
📈 25 VIEWS
Which way to the hookers? "Katera pot do prostitutk?"
📈 17 VIEWS
Why am I always so horny when there are other people around? "Zakaj sem vedno tako vzburjen, ko so okoli drugi ljudje?"
📈 20 VIEWS
Why aren’t you here right now? I’m so fucking horny. "Zakaj te zdaj ni tukaj? Tako sem jebeno pohotna."
📈 14 VIEWS
Why be moody when you can shake your booty?! "Zakaj bi bil razpoložen, če lahko streseš zadnjico?!"
📈 21 VIEWS
Why can’t we just quit our jobs, live together, and fuck all day, every day? "Zakaj ne moreva preprosto pustiti službe, živeti skupaj in seksati ves dan, vsak dan?"
📈 18 VIEWS
will you fuck me? "Me boš pofukal?"
📈 14 VIEWS
you are completely right "Popolnoma imaš prav"
📈 26 VIEWS
you are so fat "Tako si debel"
📈 25 VIEWS
you are so fine "Tako si lep"
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you are so ugly "Tako si grd"
📈 27 VIEWS
you are such a baddie "Ti si tak zlobnež"
📈 28 VIEWS
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. "Vsem prinašaš toliko veselja, ko zapustiš sobo."
📈 24 VIEWS
You know I’m not wearing panties? "Veš, da ne nosim spodnjic?"
📈 20 VIEWS
You know what they say: Dynamite comes in small packages. "Veš, kaj pravijo: Dinamiti prihajajo v majhnih pakiranjih."
📈 22 VIEWS
You like that, baby? "Ti je všeč, draga?"
📈 19 VIEWS
You look really sexy when you wear that shirt. "Izgledaš res seksi, ko nosiš to majico."
📈 19 VIEWS
You make me feel amazing, baby. "Zaradi tebe se počutim čudovito, draga."
📈 23 VIEWS
You miserable fucking bastard "Ti bedni jebeni baraba"
📈 14 VIEWS
You miserable fucking bitch "Ti bedna jebena ku*ba"
📈 14 VIEWS
you're a baddi "Si baddi"
📈 28 VIEWS
you're a baddie "Si zlobnež"
📈 28 VIEWS
you're a cunt, fuck off "Si kreten, pojdi v tri krasne"
📈 28 VIEWS
You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns "Jebeš to kozo, jaz sem tukaj samo, da držim rogove"
📈 24 VIEWS
You're higher than giraffe pussy "Višje si od žirafe muce"
📈 26 VIEWS
You’re going to get spanked until you cry "Dobil boš klofuto, dokler ne boš jokal"
📈 21 VIEWS
You’re going to make me pass out with pleasure. "Zaradi tebe bom omedlela od užitka."
📈 21 VIEWS
You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation. "Tvoj dokaz je, da se lahko evolucija z ustrezno motivacijo obrne nazaj."
📈 23 VIEWS
your face looks like an ass "Tvoj obraz izgleda kot osel"
📈 28 VIEWS
Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night "Tvoja osebnost je kot brez kofeina: razočaranje, a mi lahko vseeno pokvari večer"
📈 27 VIEWS
Your wish is my command. "Tvoja želja je moj ukaz."
📈 24 VIEWS