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LEARN MALTESE PHRASES

A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure. "Djamant huwa biss biċċa faħam li għamlet tajjeb taħt pressjoni."
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away—if you throw it hard enough! "Tuffieħ kuljum iżomm lit-tabib 'il bogħod—jekk tarmiha b'saħħitha!"
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Anything done before the first coffee of the day could be classified as self-defense. "Kull ħaġa li saret qabel l-ewwel kafè tal-ġurnata tista' titqies bħala difiża personali."
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are you on your period? "Int fuq il-perjodu tiegħek?"
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Are you ready to apologize? "Int lest li tiskuża ruħek?"
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As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it "Kemm huma mħawwda bħal li tagħmel ħmieġ u tidħol fiha"
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baddie "Baddie"
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bald cunt "Ċentugħ bald"
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balls slapping against her chin "Ballun jħabbat kontra l-għonq tagħha"
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beating the meat "Il-ħalq tal-laħam"
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Beg me. "Nitlobni."
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Bent dick "Punk imdawwar"
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Bent Richard "Bent Richard"
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Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon "Biljuni ta' barnacles blu bilqiegħda f'tifuna qawwija"
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blow me "Ħallini"
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blow my load "Ħalli l-piż tiegħi"
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blow my load on your face "Nara l-piż tiegħi fuq wiċċek"
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boobs "Boobs"
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booger suger "Booger huwa ħażin"
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bopping the bologna "Bopping the Bologna"
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bouncing bozos "Bozos li jħawwdu"
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breeder "Breeder"
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bringing a fart to a shit fight "iġib fart f'ġlieda ta' ħmieġ"
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bull shit "Mhux veru"
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but first anal... "imma l-ewwel anali..."
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butt pirate "Butt Pirate"
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butter face "Wiċċ tal-butir"
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calm down and shut up "Ħu kalm u ħalli l-ħoss"
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can i fuck you from behind "Nista' nħobbok minn wara"
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Can I give you a blow job, master? "Nista' nagħtik blow job, master?"
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Can i suck your boobs "Nista' nissugħek il-boobs"
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Tista' tisma' dan? Dak hu l-pillow tiegħi li jsejjaħ, u jsir ħażin jekk nagħmilha tistenna wisq."
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Tista' tisma' dan? Dak hu l-pillow tiegħi li jsejjaħ, u jsir ħażin jekk nagħmilha tistenna wisq."
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can you help me with something in the bedroom? "Tista' tgħinni b'xi ħaġa fil-kamra tas-sodda?"
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Can you tell me where I can find a hooker? "Tista' tgħidli fejn nista' nsib prostituta?"
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carpet muncher "Ħadid tal-Karpet"
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chimney sweeper "Sweeper tal-fwar tal-kaminijiet"
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Choking the chicken "Tgħaqqad it-tiġieġ"
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chutney ferret "Chutney ferret"
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Cock eyed Cunt "Ħażin b'għajnejn għoljin"
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cock waffle "Waffle tal-Għasafar"
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cockeye "Cockeye"
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Cocklump "Cocklump"
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Cockscum "Cockscum"
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Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg "Aktar kiesaħ minn toilet tal-azzar fuq in-naħa tad-dell ta' iceberg"
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra "Aktar kiesaħ minn titty ta' saħħara f'bra tal-bronż"
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Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes. "Prosit: wasalt għal livell ta' żball li qabel kien riservat għall-oroskopi."
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coral stomper "Coral Stomper"
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Tista' tgħinni l-kamra tal-banju? Għandi appuntament fuq il-karozza."
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Tista' tgħinni l-kamra tal-banju? Għandi appuntament fuq il-karozza."
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Creampie "Creampie"
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Cretinous cunting fuckhead "Cretinuż u ħmar"
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cum "Kif"
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cum dumpster "Dumpster tal-kummerċa"
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cun "CUN"
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cunt "Ħmar"
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cunt face "Wiċċ tal-ħażin"
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cunt lapper "lapper tal-qarba"
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curry muncher "Kurry Muncher"
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Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER! "Aktar fil-fond, iktar fil-fond, aktar fil-fond!"
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Derby County Fan "Derby County Fan"
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dick face "Dick face"
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Dick juggling thunder cunt "Dick jagħmel ġugarell tal-qtugħ tal-thunder"
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Dickhead "Idiot"
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did you just wake up? "Għadek kemm qamet?"
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die in a fire "Mejta f'nar"
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dildo munching gutter slut "dildo li tiekol gutter slut"
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dipshit "Ħażin"
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Dirty Wanker "Ħażin Imħawwad"
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dirty whore "prostituta maħmuġa"
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Do you have any drugs? "Għandek xi droga?"
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do you like dick? "Tħobb Dick?"
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do you want to fuck? "Trid tagħmel sess?"
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Do you want to try anal with me? "Trid tipprova l-anali miegħi?"
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Don't be a dick "Tkunx ħażin"
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Don't Talk Shit to me "Tgħidx ħażin miegħi"
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Don’t look at me like that when we’re here; it’s making me so fucking horny. "Tħarisx lejja hekk meta nkunu hawn; Qed jagħmilni daqshekk ħerqa ħafna."
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Don’t stop. "Twaqqafx."
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Don’t you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. "Tgħidli li s-sema hu l-limitu meta hemm impronti fuq il-qamar."
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Donald Trump fucks children "Donald Trump jixrob it-tfal"
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Donald Trump is a pedophile "Donald Trump huwa pedofilu"
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Donald Trump is the worst president ever "Donald Trump huwa l-agħar president qatt"
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Doublelift "Doublelift"
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douche nozzle "Nozzle Douche"
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douchebag "Idiot"
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dumb bitch "Ħmara stupida"
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dumb cunt "Ħażin stupidu"
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dumpster cunt "Ħmar tal-Iskart"
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dyke "Dyke"
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eat a penis "Ikel penis"
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eat my butthole "Ikel il-qadd tiegħi"
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eat my butthole and die "Ħu l-qadd tiegħi u mut"
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eat my pussy like you want it "Ħu l-pussy tiegħi kif trid"
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faggot "Faggot"
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fat bitch "Bitch xaħmi"
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First you're going to get down on your knees. Then you're going to taste me. "L-ewwel se tinżel fuq ir-riġlejn tiegħek. Imbagħad se tħossni tħossni."
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flamer "flamer"
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flamer "flamer"
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fruit cake "Cake tal-frott"
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Fuck Donald Trump "Fuck Donald Trump"
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fuck it "Ħażinha"
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Fuck Maritza "Fuck Maritza"
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fuck me "Ħmarni"
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw "Ħobbni bil-mod b'serra tal-katina"
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fuck me hard "Ħobbni b'saħħtu"
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fuck me hard "Ħobbni b'saħħtu"
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Fuck me hard. "Agħmilni ħażin."
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Fuck me hard...hurt me "Jien iebes. Fil-Ħsara"
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fuck me harder "Ħobbni aktar b'saħħtu"
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Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy. "Ħobbni fil-qadd int pussy tal-ħmar."
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Fuck me like a porn star "Ħallini bħal star tal-porn"
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fuck me like an animal "Ħobbni bħal annimal"
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Fuck me, fuck me! "Ħmarni, ħażni!"
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FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!! "ĦALLI L-VAGINA!!!!!"
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fuck off Karen "Mur 'il bogħod Karen"
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Fuck off wanker "Mur 'l bogħod, ħażin,"
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Fuck you bastard "Imxi lilek, ħażin"
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fuck you bitch "Imxi tgħidlek, ħanżira"
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fuck you bitch "Imxi tgħidlek, ħanżira"
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fuck you cunt "Imxi lilek ħażin"
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fuck you cunt "Imxi lilek ħażin"
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fuck your asshole "Mur l-idejn tiegħek"
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fuck your asshole "Mur l-idejn tiegħek"
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fuck your mom "Ommok"
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fuck your mom "Ommok"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Ħalli l-qadd ta' ommok"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Ħalli l-qadd ta' ommok"
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fucking animal "Annimal tal-ħmar"
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fucking animal "Annimal tal-ħmar"
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fucking idiot "Idiot tal-ħmar"
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fucking tease "Ħażin ta' tħejjija"
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fucktwat "fucktwat"
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fuckwitFur Bunny "Fenek tal-Ħmieġ"
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Get fucked "Ħu l-mewt"
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get lost "Mur tnejjek"
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Give me a kiss "Busni"
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go finger yourself "Mur daħħal subgħajk innifsek"
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go lick a duck "Mur jilgħab papra"
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Go masturbate your dog "Mur masturba lill-kelb tiegħek"
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gobble the helmet spit "Ħoll l-ispit tal-elmu"
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grab her by the pussy "Ħuha mill-pussy"
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Grab my hair and fuck me like a dog. "Ħu x-xagħar tiegħi u ħobbni bħal kelb."
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hard dick "Penicus iebes"
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hard oral sex "Sess orali iebes"
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Has a guy ever complimented you on your blowjob skills? "Qatt xi raġel għamilek kumpliment dwar il-ħiliet tiegħek fil-blowjob?"
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he likes dick "Jħobb Dick"
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Help! I got my penis caught in my zipper again. "Għinni! Għandi l-pene tiegħi maqbuda fil-zipper tiegħi mill-ġdid."
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her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar "Il-pussy tagħha hija mimlija xagħar bħal pornstar tas-snin 80"
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her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket "il-pussy tagħha hija mxarrba bħal but ta' otters"
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Here I am! What are your other two wishes? "Hawn jien! X'inhuma ż-żewġ xewqat l-oħra tiegħek?"
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heterosexual "Eterosesswali"
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Hide Yourself "Aħbi lilek innifsek"
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his dick looks like a prisoners leg "Il-pene tiegħu jidher bħal saqajh ta' priġunier"
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Holy shit, I’m cumming. "Ħaġa miegħija, qed nitkellem."
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how the fuck "Kif dan,"
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hurt me "weġġgħetni"
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I actually sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust. "Fil-fatt biegħt il-vacuum cleaner. Dak kollu li kien qed jagħmel kien li jiġbor trab."
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I always say “Morning” instead of “Good morning”—if it were a good morning, I’d be sleeping and not talking to people. "Dejjem ngħid "L-għodwa t-tajba" minflok "L-għodwa t-tajba"—kieku kienet għodwa t-tajba, kont qed norqod u ma nitkellem ma' nies."
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I am looking for a hooker with a penis "Qed infittex prostituta b'penis"
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I can’t believe I met you. "Ma nistax nemmen li ltqajt miegħek."
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I can’t believe we decided to go shopping when we could be at home fucking. "Ma nistax nemmen li ddeċidejna li mmorru nixtru meta nistgħu nkunu d-dar qed nagħmlu sess."
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I can’t concentrate at work. All I can think about is sucking your dick. "Ma nistax nikkonċentra fix-xogħol. Kollox li nista' naħseb hu li nħoss il-pene tiegħek."
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I can’t wait to get you home. "Ma nistax nistenna biex inġiblek lura d-dar."
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I don't give a fuck "Ma jimpurtanix"
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "Ma għandix bżonn hairstylist ġdid. Il-pillow tiegħi jagħtini xagħar ġdid kull filgħodu."
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "Ma għandix bżonn hairstylist ġdid. Il-pillow tiegħi jagħtini xagħar ġdid kull filgħodu."
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I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you weren’t here. "Ħlomt bik ilbieraħ filgħaxija, u kien meraviljuż, imma qamt u int ma kontx hawn."
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I feel tiny in your arms. "Inħossni żgħir f'idejn tiegħek."
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I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine. "Fl-aħħar sibt magna fil-gym li jogħġobni: il-magna tal-vending."
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I fucked your mom last night "Jien għamilt sess ma' ommok ilbieraħ filgħaxija"
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i hate looking at you "Inħobbx nara lilek"
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I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages. "Għandi ġisem ta' alla—sfortunatament l-allat ta' rħula żgħar u deprimenti."
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i hope you die "Nittama li tmut"
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I hope you outlive your children "Nispera li tgħix aktar minn uliedek"
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i hope you rot in hell "Nispera li tidħol fl-infern"
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i just took a massive shit "Għadni ħadt kaka kbira"
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I just wanna be your sex slut. "Nixtieq biss inkun il-prostituta sesswali tiegħek."
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I just want to make you happy. "Nixtieq biss nagħmelek kuntenta."
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I just want to rip your clothes off right now. "Nixtieq biss inqata' l-ħwejjeġ tiegħek issa."
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I just want you to know I’m dripping wet. "Nixtieq biss li tkun taf li jien imxarrab ħafna."
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I keep fantasizing about what I’m going to do to you later. "Inkompli nħoss fantasiji dwar x'se nagħmel miegħek aktar tard."
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I keep thinking about just quitting school/my job and coming to see you tonight. "Jien dejjem naħseb li nħalli l-iskola/ix-xogħol tiegħi u niġi narak illejla."
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I like big butts "Inħobb il-qadd kbir"
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I love being your fuck slut "Inħobb inkun il-puta tiegħek"
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I love masturbating while talking to you, but what I really need is you, here, fucking me. "Inħobb nimasturba waqt li nitkellem miegħek, imma dak li verament għandi bżonn hu int, hawn, tħobbni."
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I love you "Inħobbok"
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I love you. "Inħobbok."
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I love your body "Inħobb ġismek"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Illum għamilt lista kbira ta' x'għandi tagħmel. Għandi biss bżonn insib min se jagħmel dan."
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Illum għamilt lista kbira ta' x'għandi tagħmel. Għandi biss bżonn insib min se jagħmel dan."
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I need you so bad right now. "Għandi bżonnek ħafna issa."
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I need you to walk in front of me so I can see your ass. "Għandi bżonn li timxi quddiemi biex nara l-qadd tiegħek."
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I need your cock! "Għandi bżonn il-pene tiegħek!"
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure. "Qatt ma nagħmel l-istess żball darbtejn. Nagħmilha sitt jew seba' darbiet, biss biex nkun ċert."
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure. "Qatt ma nagħmel l-istess żball darbtejn. Nagħmilha sitt jew seba' darbiet, biss biex nkun ċert."
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I think i crapped my pants "Naħseb li għamilt ħsara lill-qliezet tiegħi"
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I think I’m in love with your dick. "Naħseb li jien inħobb il-pene tiegħek."
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I think I’m in love with your pussy. "Naħseb li jien inħobb il-pussy tiegħek."
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I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug. "Għedt lill-kap tiegħi biex għandu ħajja sabiħa. Qal li diġà għandu wieħed—ma kontx naf li l-qgħad jista' jkun kbur."
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I want to feel you shoot your load in my mouth. "Nixtieq inħoss li tħabbat il-karga tiegħek f'ħalqi."
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I want to feel your cum all over my face. "Nixtieq inħoss il-kumma tiegħek fuq wiċċi."
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I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy "Nixtieq nħobbok bħal kelb u niġbor ġewwa l-pussy tiegħek"
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i want to fuck you like an animal "Nixtieq nagħmlek bħal annimal"
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I want to hear you say my name, say it bitch. "Nixtieq nisimgħek tgħid ismi, għidha, ħmara."
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I want to taste myself on your cock. "Nixtieq nipprova lilni nnifsi fuq il-cock tiegħek."
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I want to watch you masturbate "Nixtieq narak masturbazzjoni"
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I want you so bad. "Nixtieqek ħafna."
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I want you to shoot your load in my mouth. "Nixtieq li tħawwad il-karattru tiegħek f'ħalqi."
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I want you to shoot your load on my tits "Nixtieq li tarmi l-piż tiegħek fuq it-tmien tiegħi"
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I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down. "Kont se noffrilek xorb, imma l-istandards tiegħek diġà huma mnaqqsa."
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I was thinking about you today. "Kont qed naħseb fik illum."
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I wish I could just clone your dick, so I have something to remind me of you. "Nixtieq nista' biss nikklona l-pene tiegħek, biex ikolli xi ħaġa li tfakkarni fik."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Nixtieq li konna d-dar, biex nagħmel affarijiet terribbli lilek."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Nixtieq li konna d-dar, biex nagħmel affarijiet terribbli lilek."
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I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "Ma ngħidx li int ħażin—ejja ngħidu biss li għandek aktar kontroll minn superglue irħis."
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I wore this skirt just for you. "Libbt din il-gonnell biss għalik."
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I'm gonna beat the shit out of you "Se nħabbatlek b'mod qawwi"
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i'm sorry my love "Jiddispjaċini għażiż tiegħi"
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I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know "Għandi minuta libera, għidli kollox li taf"
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I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager. "Ngħidlek tmur l-Infern, imma nibża' li tiġi promossa għal maniġer."
📈 27 VIEWS
I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service "Jien komdu daqs prostituta fis-servizz tal-knisja tas-8 ta' filgħodu"
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I’m about to explode. "Qed nisplodi dalwaqt."
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I’m blushing just saying this, but I miss your dick so much. "Qed nħossni ħsejjes biss ngħid dan, imma nħossni nieqes ħafna mill-pene tiegħek."
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I’m dripping wet. "Jien imxarrab ħafna."
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I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where sandwiches live. "Jien kuntent li m'għandix għalfejn inħares għall-ikel tiegħi. M'għandix idea fejn jgħixu sandwiches."
📈 22 VIEWS
I’m going to give you the wettest blowjob tonight. "Se nagħtik l-aktar blowjob imxarrab illejla."
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I’m going to jerk you off until I get every last drop out of you. "Se nagħmel masturbazzjoni sakemm nieħu l-aħħar drop tiegħek."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Jien mhux għażżien. Jien sempliċiment motivat ħafna biex ma nagħmel xejn."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Jien mhux għażżien. Jien sempliċiment motivat ħafna biex ma nagħmel xejn."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "Jien mhux għażżien. Jien sempliċiment rilassat ħafna."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "Jien mhux għażżien. Jien sempliċiment rilassat ħafna."
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I’m not saying I’m overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw. "Ma ngħidx li qed nirreaġixxi żżejjed. Imma hemm mumenti tajbin u ħżiena biex tagħtini chainsaw."
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I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home. "Ma ngħidx li jien ħażin, imma r-riflessjoni tiegħi talbet għal eskort id-dar."
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I’m not weird. I’m limited edition. "Jien mhux stramb. Jien edizzjoni limitata."
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I’ve been very bold and need to be punished. "Kont kuraġġuż ħafna u għandi bżonn nikkastiga."
📈 18 VIEWS
I’ve never been fucked like this before. "Qatt ma ġejt imħawwad b'dan il-mod qabel."
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If I offered to cook for you in lingerie and heels, what would you say? Or would you rather I wear something else? "Jekk noffrilek li nħalli lilek bil-lingerie u l-għonq, x'tgħid? Jew tippreferi li nilbes xi ħaġa oħra?"
📈 16 VIEWS
If karma doesn’t hit you, I will "Jekk il-karma ma tolqotekx, jien nagħmel"
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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude. "Jekk il-ħajja tagħtik lumi, qiegħed fuq nies li ma togħġbokx—vitamina C b'attitudni."
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If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Jekk il-flus ma jikbrux fuq is-siġar, għaliex il-banek għandhom fergħat?"
📈 26 VIEWS
If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Jekk il-flus ma jikbrux fuq is-siġar, għaliex il-banek għandhom fergħat?"
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If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off of it! "Jekk id-dinja ma tkunx ħażina, konna naqgħu lkoll minnha!"
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If we weren’t at your friend’s house, I’d be on my knees with you in my mouth. "Jekk ma konniex fid-dar tal-ħabib tiegħek, kont inkun fuq irkupptejnek f'ħalqi."
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If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama. "Jekk m'għandekx ħżiena, probabbilment m'intix fuq il-GPS ta' xi dramm ta' ħadd."
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If you don’t stop looking at me like that, we’re going to have to go somewhere private. "Jekk ma tieqafx tħares lejja hekk, se jkollna mmorru xi mkien privat."
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It’s OK if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. "M'hemmx problema jekk ma tħobbnix. Mhux kulħadd għandu togħma tajba."
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It’s so hot when you grab me in public. "Huwa sħun ħafna meta taqbadni fil-pubbliku."
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Just like that. "Bħal dan biss."
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kiss my ass "Kissi l-qadd tiegħi"
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kiss my black ass "Kissi l-qadd iswed tiegħi"
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Last night was incredible. I can’t stop thinking about it. "Ilbieraħ filgħaxija kienet inkredibbli. Ma nistax nieqaf naħseb dwarha."
📈 21 VIEWS
lesbian "Persuna leżbjana"
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Let's go loser, we're going shopping. "Ejja mmorru loser, se mmorru nixtru."
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Let’s spend the entire weekend together completely naked! "Ejja nqattgħu l-weekend kollu flimkien kompletament għarwiena!"
📈 21 VIEWS
lick spittle "jixxarrab spittle"
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Lie down and shut up. "Oqgħod u skiet."
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Life is a bowl of soup, and I’m a fork. "Il-ħajja hija borma soppa, u jien forkla."
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look at this nigga "Ara dan il-bniedem"
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make me a sandwich "Agħmelli sandwich"
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Make me cum, baby. "Agħmilni niċċaqlaq, ħabib."
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May I please be excused? My brain is full. "Nista' nħalli? Moħħi mimli."
📈 22 VIEWS
May I please be excused? My brain is full. "Nista' nħalli? Moħħi mimli."
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Mmmmmm, you taste so good. "Mmmmmm, għandek togħma tajba ħafna."
📈 22 VIEWS
My brain says “crunches” but my stomach says “cupcakes.” "Moħħi jgħid "crunches" imma l-istonku jgħid "cupcakes.""
📈 23 VIEWS
My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date. "Il-ħajja tiegħi ta' dating hija bħal beta tas-softwer: ħafna bugs, aġġornamenti bla tmiem, l-ebda data ta' tnedija."
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My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions. "Il-familja tiegħi terġa' tiddefinixxi 'disfunzjonali'—aħna wirja limitata ta' deċiżjonijiet ħżiena."
📈 27 VIEWS
my last girlfriend didn't do this to me "L-aħħar ħabiba tiegħi ma għamlitx dan miegħi"
📈 26 VIEWS
My panties are soaked. Get home quick. "Il-baxxijiet tiegħi huma mxarrba. Erġa' lura d-dar malajr."
📈 25 VIEWS
My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "Ir-relazzjoni tiegħi hija bħal iPad. M'għandix iPad."
📈 23 VIEWS
My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "Ir-relazzjoni tiegħi hija bħal iPad. M'għandix iPad."
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My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry. "Il-portafoll tiegħi huwa bħal basal. Kull darba li niftaħha, tagħmel nibki."
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Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs "Nervuż bħal qattus b'denb twil f'kamra mimlija siġġijiet li jdoqqu"
📈 25 VIEWS
nigga "nigga"
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nigga please "Nigga jekk jogħġbok"
📈 27 VIEWS
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. "Naturalment nitkellem miegħu nnifsi. Xi drabi għandi bżonn parir espert."
📈 24 VIEWS
Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck "F'dik id-direzzjoni ġenerali hu fejn irrid li tagħmel sess"
📈 25 VIEWS
Oh my god Becky, look at her butt "O Alla Becky, ara l-qadd tagħha"
📈 25 VIEWS
Oh-my-fucking-god! "Oh-Alla tiegħi!"
📈 19 VIEWS
On your knees, bitch. "Fuq ir-riġlejn tiegħek, ħmar."
📈 19 VIEWS
once you go black you never go back "Ladarba tmur iswed, qatt ma terġa' lura"
📈 23 VIEWS
one coffee please "kafè wieħed jekk jogħġbok"
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Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "In-nies organizzati huma dawk li huma wisq għażżiena biex isibu l-affarijiet tagħhom."
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Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "In-nies organizzati huma dawk li huma wisq għażżiena biex isibu l-affarijiet tagħhom."
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Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous. "Is-siġra tal-familja tagħna hija aktar bħal kaktus—imqallba, ta' manutenzjoni baxxa, u kultant velenuża."
📈 24 VIEWS
Paint my face. "Żebgħi wiċċi."
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Paint the walls with your brain "Ppainta l-ħitan bil-moħħ tiegħek"
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panty dropper "Panty Dropper"
📈 18 VIEWS
Penis "Penis"
📈 26 VIEWS
Please "Jekk jogħġbok"
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please ask my testacles "Jekk jogħġbok staqsi t-testakli tiegħi"
📈 26 VIEWS
Please fuck me, daddy. "Jekk jogħġbok, agħmilni, missier."
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Please, please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE… – Say it like you are almost begging him. "Jekk jogħġbok, jekk jogħġbok, jekk jogħġbok, JOGĦĠBOOOOOOOOOOOO... – Għidha bħal kważi qed titloblu."
📈 19 VIEWS
Pleasing you is my only purpose in life. "Nissodisfak huwa l-uniku skop tiegħi fil-ħajja."
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Pound me harder! "Agħtini daqqa aktar qawwija!"
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saggy tits "Tett imxarrab"
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scumbag "Ħmieġ"
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semen "Semen"
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She doesn't even go here. "Hi lanqas tmur hawn."
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shit gibbon "Ħażin Gibbon"
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show your tits "Uri t-sider tiegħek"
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show your tits! "Uri s-sider tiegħek!"
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shut the fuck up "Agħlaq dak iż-żobb ħalqek"
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shut the hell up "Ħalli l-ħoss"
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shut up "Agħlaq ħalqek"
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shut your god damn mouth "Agħlaq ħalqek"
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Somebody said today that I’m lazy. I nearly answered him. "Xi ħadd qal illum li jien għażżien. Kważi wieġebtu."
📈 23 VIEWS
Suck my dick asshole. "Ixrobli l-pene tiegħi, qanżir."
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Suck start a shotgun "Ixrob, ibda shotgun"
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Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage "Qed jixxarrab bħal ġingar b'ipoteka"
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Take your clothes off and get into bed. "Neħħi l-ħwejjeġ tiegħek u mur fil-kamra."
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Take your clothes off. Lie down. Shut up. "Neħħi l-ħwejjeġ tiegħek. Oqgħod bilqiegħda. Agħlaq ħalqek."
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Thank you for fucking me. "Grazzi talli għamiltni."
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That feels so good. "Dak jħossok tajjeb ħafna."
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thick as pig shit "ħoxnin bħal ħmieġ tal-majjal"
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tight as a ducks ass "Strett bħal qadd ta' papri"
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tits "Tits"
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Tonight is all about me. "Il-lejl huwa kollu dwar jien."
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Tonight is all about you. "Il-lejl huwa kollu dwarek."
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Tonight, I’m going to be inside YOU. "Illejla, se nkun ġewwa INT."
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turd "Turd"
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Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest "Utli bħala raġel b'saqajh wieħed f'kompetizzjoni ta' daqqa ta' daqqa"
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Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in! "Ara, ara, ara x'ġab il-qattus!"
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wet pussy "Pussy imxarrab"
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what do you want for dinner? "X'trid għall-ikla?"
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What do you want me to wear in bed tonight? "X'tridni nilbes fis-sodda illejla?"
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what the devil "X'inhu x'inhu"
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What the fuck do you want? "X'trid?"
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what the fuck dude "X'inhu dan, ħabib"
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What's cooking, good lookin'? "X'qed issajjar, sabiħ?"
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Whatever you’re doing, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. "X'ikun qed tagħmel, dejjem agħti 100%. Sakemm ma tkunx qed tagħti demm."
📈 19 VIEWS
When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Meta n-nies jgħiduli, "Se tiddispjaċih filgħodu," norqod sa nofsinhar għax jien solvitur ta' problemi."
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When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Meta n-nies jgħiduli, "Se tiddispjaċih filgħodu," norqod sa nofsinhar għax jien solvitur ta' problemi."
📈 0 VIEWS
Where is the bathroom? "Fejn hu l-banju?"
📈 23 VIEWS
Which way to the hookers? "Liema triq huma l-prostituti?"
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Why am I always so horny when there are other people around? "Għaliex dejjem inkun daqshekk ħerqan meta hemm nies oħra madwar?"
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Why aren’t you here right now? I’m so fucking horny. "Għaliex m'intix hawn issa? Jien tant ħerqa."
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Why be moody when you can shake your booty?! "Għaliex tkun moody meta tista' tħawwad il-qadd tiegħek?!"
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Why can’t we just quit our jobs, live together, and fuck all day, every day? "Għaliex ma nistgħux sempliċement nħallu xogħolna, ngħixu flimkien, u nħobbu l-ġurnata kollha, kuljum?"
📈 18 VIEWS
will you fuck me? "Se tħobbni?"
📈 14 VIEWS
you are completely right "Għandek raġun kompletament"
📈 24 VIEWS
you are so fat "Int tant xaħmi"
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you are so fine "Int sabiħa ħafna"
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you are so ugly "Int tant ħażin"
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you are such a baddie "Int ħażin kbir"
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You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. "Inti ġġib lil kulħadd tant ferħ meta titlaq mill-kamra."
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You know I’m not wearing panties? "Taf li m'iniex nilbes qliez?"
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You know what they say: Dynamite comes in small packages. "Taf x'jgħidu: Id-dinamita tiġi f'pakketti żgħar."
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You like that, baby? "Tħobb dan, ħabib?"
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You look really sexy when you wear that shirt. "Tidher tassew sexy meta tilbes dik il-flokk."
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You make me feel amazing, baby. "Int tagħmilni nħossni meraviljuż, ħabib."
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You miserable fucking bastard "Int bastard miserabbli"
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You miserable fucking bitch "Int ħmara miserabbli"
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you're a baddi "Int baddi"
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you're a baddie "Int ħażin"
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you're a cunt, fuck off "Int ħażin, mur 'il bogħod"
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You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns "Inti qed tħabbat ma' dan il-mogħż, jien hawn biss biex inżomm il-qrun"
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You're higher than giraffe pussy "Int ogħla mill-pussy tal-ġirafa"
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You’re going to get spanked until you cry "Se tieħu daqqa sakemm tibki"
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You’re going to make me pass out with pleasure. "Se tagħmilni nintefa' b'pjaċir."
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You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation. "Int prova li l-evoluzzjoni tista' tmur lura b'motivazzjoni xierqa."
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your face looks like an ass "Wiċċek jidher bħal ħmar"
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Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night "Il-personalità tiegħek hija bħal decaf: diżappuntanti imma xorta tista' tħassar il-lejl tiegħi"
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Your wish is my command. "Ix-xewqa tiegħek hija l-ordni tiegħi."
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