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LEARN MAORI PHRASES

A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure. "Ko te taimana he puranga waro noa iho i pai i raro i te pēhanga."
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away—if you throw it hard enough! "Mā te āporo i te rā e ārai atu i te tākuta—mēnā ka kaha tō makaia!"
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Anything done before the first coffee of the day could be classified as self-defense. "Ko ngā mea katoa i mahia i mua i te kawhe tuatahi o te rā ka taea te whakawāteatia hei whakangungu i a ia anō."
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are you on your period? "Kai te wā koe i tō wā?"
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Are you ready to apologize? "Kua rite koe ki te whakapāha?"
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As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it "Me te kāhui me te hīkoi me te hīkoi ki roto"
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baddie "kino"
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bald cunt "puku pakira"
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balls slapping against her chin "pakipaki ana ngā pōro ki tōna kauae"
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beating the meat "patupatu mīti"
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Beg me. "Inoi mai ki a au."
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Bent dick "Titi piko"
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Bent Richard "Te Rōrahi Piko"
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Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon "E hia miriona ngā pāpaka kikorangi bilious i roto i te āwhā whatitiri"
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blow me "pupuhi i ahau"
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blow my load "pupuhi i taku kawenga"
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blow my load on your face "pupuhi i taku kawenga ki runga i to kanohi"
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boobs "uma"
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booger suger "E ngote ana a Booger"
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bopping the bologna "te poka i te pologna"
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bouncing bozos "poka tuwhana"
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breeder "kaiwhakatipu"
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bringing a fart to a shit fight "te mau mai i te tītī ki te whawhai"
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bull shit "Teka"
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but first anal... "engari i te tuatahi o te anal..."
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butt pirate "kaiwhaiwhai"
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butter face "mata pata"
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calm down and shut up "marino"
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can i fuck you from behind "Ka taea e au te fuck koe i muri"
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Can I give you a blow job, master? "Ka taea e au te hoatu he mahi pupuhi ki a koe, e te rangatira?"
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Can i suck your boobs "Ka taea e au te ngote i ō uma"
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Ka rongo koe i tēnā? Koia tēnā taku karanga urunga, ā, ka tino kino ki te tatari roa rawa ahau."
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can you help me with something in the bedroom? "Ka taea e koe te āwhina i ahau ki tētahi mea i roto i te rūma moe?"
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Can you tell me where I can find a hooker? "Ka taea e koe te kōrero mai ki hea kitea ai e au he kairau?"
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carpet muncher "kaingau kāpeti"
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chimney sweeper "tahitahi tumera"
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Choking the chicken "Te whakakōwao i te pīkaokao"
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chutney ferret "waka chutney"
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Cock eyed Cunt "Kutu kanohi pīkaokao"
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cock waffle "waffle heihei"
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cockeye "whatu heihei"
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Cocklump "Pīkaokao"
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Cockscum "heihei"
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Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg "He mātao ake i te whare taonga tīra i te taha marumaru o te hukapapa"
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra "He mātao ake i te titty makutu i roto i te bra parahi"
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Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes. "Ngā mihi: kua eke koe ki tētahi taumata hē i rāhuitia i mua mō ngā horoscopes."
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coral stomper "takahi wheo"
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Ka taea e koe te tohu i ahau ki te kaukau? He wāhui tūru tāku."
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Creampie "Porohita kirīmi"
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Cretinous cunting fuckhead "Te mātāmua o te kaingākau"
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cum "Me pēhea"
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cum dumpster "putunga cum"
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cun "pūkoro"
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cunt "puku"
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cunt face "kanohi puku"
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cunt lapper "kaikawe puku"
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curry muncher "kaingau kare"
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Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER! "Hōhonu ake, Hōhonu, HŌHONU ake!"
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Derby County Fan "Te Kaihautū o Te Takiwā o Derby"
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dick face "kanohi titi"
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Dick juggling thunder cunt "Dick juggling thunder cunt"
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Dickhead "Te Upoko Tiki"
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did you just wake up? "Kātahi anō koe ka oho ake?"
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die in a fire "mate i roto i te ahi"
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dildo munching gutter slut "dildo munching gutter slut"
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dipshit "potae"
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Dirty Wanker "Wanker Paruparu"
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dirty whore "kairau paruparu"
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Do you have any drugs? "He rongoā anō āu?"
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do you like dick? "He pai ki a koe te tiki?"
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do you want to fuck? "E hiahia ana koe ki te fuck?"
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Do you want to try anal with me? "E hiahia ana koe ki te whakamātau i te anal ki a au?"
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Don't be a dick "Kaua e waiho hei titi"
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Don't Talk Shit to me "Kaua e Kōrero Shit ki a au"
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Don’t look at me like that when we’re here; it’s making me so fucking horny. "Kaua e titiro pēnei ki a au ina noho mātou i konei; kei te tino horny ahau."
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Don’t stop. "Kaua e tū."
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Don’t you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. "Kaua koe e kī mai ko te rangi te tepe ina whai tapuwae i runga i te marama."
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Donald Trump fucks children "Ka tāhaetia e Donald Trump ngā tamariki"
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Donald Trump is a pedophile "He pedophile a Donald Trump"
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Donald Trump is the worst president ever "Ko Donald Trump te perehitini kino rawa atu"
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Doublelift "hikitaurua"
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douche nozzle "kohukohu"
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douchebag "putea poauau"
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dumb bitch "kue wahangu"
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dumb cunt "puku wahangu"
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dumpster cunt "kutu putunga"
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dyke "taiwhanga"
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eat a penis "kainga te pene"
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eat my butthole "kainga taku poka"
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eat my butthole and die "kainga taku poka, ka mate"
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eat my pussy like you want it "kainga taku pussy kia rite ki tāu e hiahia ana"
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faggot "mokowhiti"
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fat bitch "kuao momona"
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First you're going to get down on your knees. Then you're going to taste me. "I te tuatahi ka turi koe. Kātahi koe ka whakamātau i ahau."
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flamer "mura"
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flamer "mura"
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fruit cake "keke hua rākau"
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Fuck Donald Trump "Fuck Donald Trump"
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fuck it "Hei aha tērā"
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Fuck Maritza "Fuck Maritza"
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fuck me "Aiii"
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw "Kia mārire ahau ki te kani mekameka"
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fuck me hard "fuck me hard"
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fuck me hard "fuck me hard"
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Fuck me hard. "Kia kaha te fuck i ahau."
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Fuck me hard...hurt me "he uaua ahau. I roto i te mamae"
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fuck me harder "kia kaha ake te fuck me"
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Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy. "Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy."
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Fuck me like a porn star "Fuck me like a porn star"
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fuck me like an animal "fuck me rite ki te kararehe"
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Fuck me, fuck me! "Fuck me, fuck me!"
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FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!! "FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!"
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fuck off Karen "fuck off Karen"
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Fuck off wanker "Fuck off wanker"
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Fuck you bastard "Fuck you bastard"
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fuck you bitch "fuck you bitch"
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fuck you bitch "fuck you bitch"
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fuck you cunt "fuck you cunt"
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fuck you cunt "fuck you cunt"
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fuck your asshole "fuck your asshole"
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fuck your asshole "fuck your asshole"
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fuck your mom "fuck your mom"
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fuck your mom "fuck your mom"
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fuck your mom's asshole "fuck your mom's asshole"
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fuck your mom's asshole "fuck your mom's asshole"
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fucking animal "kararehe kutukutu"
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fucking animal "kararehe kutukutu"
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fucking idiot "heahea"
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fucking tease "whakatoi"
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fucktwat "fucktwat"
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fuckwitFur Bunny "fuckwitHuruhuru Bunny"
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Get fucked "Me fucked"
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get lost "Whakangaro atu koe"
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Give me a kiss "Hōmai he kihi"
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go finger yourself "haere matimati i a koe anō"
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go lick a duck "haere ki te mitimiti pārera"
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Go masturbate your dog "Haere ki te masturbate i tō kurī"
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gobble the helmet spit "horoi i te tuwha potae"
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grab her by the pussy "hopukina a ia ma te pussy"
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Grab my hair and fuck me like a dog. "Hopukina aku makawe, ka fuck i ahau pēnei i te kurī."
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hard dick "titi pakeke"
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hard oral sex "moepuku waha pakeke"
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Has a guy ever complimented you on your blowjob skills? "Kua whakamihi tētahi tangata ki a koe mo ō pūkenga pupuhi?"
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he likes dick "He pai ki a ia te titi"
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Help! I got my penis caught in my zipper again. "Āwhina! I mau anō taku pene i roto i taku kōtui."
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her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar "He huruhuru tōna pussy pēnei i te whetū porn o te 80"
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her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket "He mākū tōna pussy pēnei i te pūkoro otters"
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Here I am! What are your other two wishes? "Kei konei au! He aha ērā atu hiahia e rua?"
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heterosexual "moe wahine"
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Hide Yourself "Hunaia Koe"
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his dick looks like a prisoners leg "He rite tana titi ki te waewae herehere"
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Holy shit, I’m cumming. "E te Atua, kei te cumming."
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how the fuck "me pēhea te fuck"
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hurt me "whakamamaetia ahau"
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I actually sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust. "I hokona tonutia e au te horoi korekore. Ko tāna anake i mahi ai ko te kohikohi puehu."
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I always say “Morning” instead of “Good morning”—if it were a good morning, I’d be sleeping and not talking to people. "I ngā wā katoa e kī ana ahau "Ata", kaua ko "Ata mārie"—mēnā he ata pai, ka moe ahau, ā, kāore au e kōrero ki te tangata."
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I am looking for a hooker with a penis "Kei te kimi ahau i tētahi kairau whai pene"
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I can’t believe I met you. "Kaore au e whakapono i tūtaki ahau ki a koe."
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I can’t believe we decided to go shopping when we could be at home fucking. "Kaore au e whakapono i whakatau mātau ki te haere ki te hokohoko i te wā e noho ana mātau i te kāinga."
📈 28 VIEWS
I can’t concentrate at work. All I can think about is sucking your dick. "Kaore e taea e au te arotahi ki te mahi. Ko taku whakaaro anake ko te ngote i tō titi."
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I can’t wait to get you home. "Kāore e taea e au te tatari kia tae atu koe ki te kāinga."
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I don't give a fuck "Kaore au e aro atu ki te fuck"
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "Kāore au e hiahia ki tētahi kaitiaki makawe hou. I ia ata ka homai e taku urunga he kāhua makawe hou ki a au."
📈 20 VIEWS
I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you weren’t here. "I moemoeā ahau mōu inapō, ā, he tino mīharo, engari i oho ahau, ā, kāore koe i konei."
📈 19 VIEWS
I feel tiny in your arms. "Kei te iti ahau i roto i ō ringa."
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I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine. "I te mutunga ka kitea e au tētahi mīhini i te whare tākaro e pai ana ki a au: te mīhini hokohoko."
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I fucked your mom last night "I fucked to whaea inapō"
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i hate looking at you "E kino ana ahau ki te titiro atu ki a koe"
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I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages. "Kei a au te tinana o te atua—ko te atua o ngā kāinga iti, pōrearea."
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i hope you die "E tūmanako ana ahau ka mate koe"
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I hope you outlive your children "E tūmanako ana ahau kia ora ake koe i ō tamariki"
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i hope you rot in hell "E tūmanako ana ahau ka pirau koe i te reinga"
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i just took a massive shit "Kātahi anō ahau ka mau i tētahi shit tino nui"
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I just wanna be your sex slut. "E hiahia ana ahau kia noho hei wahine wahine mōu."
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I just want to make you happy. "E hiahia ana ahau ki te whakahari i a koe."
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I just want to rip your clothes off right now. "E hiahia ana ahau ki te tāhae i ō kākahu i tēnei wā tonu."
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I just want you to know I’m dripping wet. "E hiahia ana ahau kia mōhio koe kei te mākū ahau."
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I keep fantasizing about what I’m going to do to you later. "Ka moemoeā tonu ahau ki tāku e mahi ai ki a koe ā muri ake."
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I keep thinking about just quitting school/my job and coming to see you tonight. "E whakaaro tonu ana ahau ki te whakamutu noa i te kura/taku mahi me te haere mai ki te kite i a koe i te pō nei."
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I like big butts "He pai ki a au ngā tāhae nunui"
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I love being your fuck slut "He pai ki ahau te noho hei kōtiro mōu"
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I love masturbating while talking to you, but what I really need is you, here, fucking me. "He pai ki ahau te masturbating i a au e kōrero ana ki a koe, engari ko te mea e tino hiahiatia ana e au ko koe, i konei, e fucking ana i ahau."
📈 19 VIEWS
I love you "He aroha nui tāku mōu"
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I love you. "He aroha nui tāku mōu."
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I love your body "E aroha ana ahau ki tō tinana"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "I hangaia e au he rārangi mahi nui i tēnei rā. Me mōhio noa ahau ko wai ka mahi."
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "I hangaia e au he rārangi mahi nui i tēnei rā. Me mōhio noa ahau ko wai ka mahi."
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I need you so bad right now. "E tino hiahia ana ahau ki a koe i tēnei wā."
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I need you to walk in front of me so I can see your ass. "E hiahia ana ahau kia haere koe i mua i a au kia kite ai ahau i tō kaihe."
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I need your cock! "E hiahia ana ahau ki tō tikaokao!"
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure. "E kore rawa ahau e mahi i taua hē e rua ngā wā. E ono, e whitu rānei ngā wā e mahia ana e au, kia tino mōhio ai."
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I think i crapped my pants "Ki taku whakaaro i kōpikopiko taku tarau"
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I think I’m in love with your dick. "Ki taku whakaaro kei te aroha ahau ki to titi."
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I think I’m in love with your pussy. "Ki taku whakaaro kei te aroha ahau ki to pussy."
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I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug. "I kī atu ahau ki taku rangatira kia pai te oranga. I kī mai a ia kei a ia kē—kāore au i mōhio ka whakahīhī te kore mahi."
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I want to feel you shoot your load in my mouth. "E hiahia ana ahau ki te rongo i a koe e kopere ana i to kawenga ki roto i taku mangai."
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I want to feel your cum all over my face. "E hiahia ana ahau ki te rongo i tō cum puta noa i taku kanohi."
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I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy "E hiahia ana ahau ki te fuck i a koe pēnei i te kurī me te cum i roto i tō pussy"
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i want to fuck you like an animal "E hiahia ana ahau ki te fuck i a koe pēnei i te kararehe"
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I want to hear you say my name, say it bitch. "E hiahia ana ahau ki te whakarongo ki a koe e kōrero ana i tōku ingoa, kīia atu he mokamoka."
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I want to taste myself on your cock. "E hiahia ana ahau ki te whakamātau i a au i runga i to tikaokao."
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I want to watch you masturbate "E hiahia ana ahau ki te mātakitaki i a koe e whakahāwea ana"
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I want you so bad. "E tino hiahia ana ahau ki a koe."
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I want you to shoot your load in my mouth. "E hiahia ana ahau kia koperea e koe to kawenga ki roto i taku mangai."
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I want you to shoot your load on my tits "E hiahia ana ahau kia kopere koe i to kawenga ki runga i aku thu"
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I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down. "E hiahia ana ahau ki te tuku inu ki a koe, engari kua whakamākūkūtia kētia ō paerewa."
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I was thinking about you today. "I te whakaaro ahau ki a koe i tēnei rā."
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I wish I could just clone your dick, so I have something to remind me of you. "E hiahia ana ahau kia taea e au te tārua i tō titi, nā reira he mea tāku hei whakamahara ki a koe."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "E hiahia ana ahau kia noho tāua i te kāinga, kia taea ai e au te mahi i ētahi mea whakamataku ki a koe."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "E hiahia ana ahau kia noho tāua i te kāinga, kia taea ai e au te mahi i ētahi mea whakamataku ki a koe."
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I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "E kore au e kī he piri koe—me kī noa iho he nui ake tō pupuri i te kāpia māmā."
📈 26 VIEWS
I wore this skirt just for you. "I mau ahau i tēnei panekoti mōu anake."
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I'm gonna beat the shit out of you "Māku koe e whiu i te shit"
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i'm sorry my love "Aroha mai taku aroha"
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I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know "He meneti wātea tāku kōrero mai ki a au i ngā mea katoa e mōhio ana koe"
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I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager. "Ka kī atu ahau ki a koe kia haere ki te Reinga, engari e wehi ana ahau ka whakatairangatia koe ki te kaiwhakahaere."
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I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service "He rite tonu ahau ki te kairau i roto i te karakia 8 i te ata"
📈 24 VIEWS
I’m about to explode. "Kua tata ahau ki te pahū."
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I’m blushing just saying this, but I miss your dick so much. "Kei te pupuhi ahau i te kōrero noa iho i tēnei, engari e tino mihi ana ahau ki tō titi."
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I’m dripping wet. "Kei te mākū ahau."
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I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where sandwiches live. "E koa ana ahau kāore au e hiahia ki te kimi i aku ake kai. Kāore au i te mōhio ki hea noho ai ngā hanawiti."
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I’m going to give you the wettest blowjob tonight. "Māku e hoatu ki a koe te pupuhi tino mākū i te pō nei."
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I’m going to jerk you off until I get every last drop out of you. "Māku koe e tītī kia whiwhi rā anō ahau i ngā pata whakamutunga katoa i a koe."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Ehara ahau i te māngere. Kei te tino whakahauhau ahau ki te mahi i tētahi mea."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "Ehara ahau i te māngere. He tino māhorahora noa iho ahau."
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I’m not saying I’m overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw. "Kāore au i te kī kei te nui rawa taku urupare. Engari he wā pai, he wā kino hoki hei hoatu i tētahi kani mekameka ki a au."
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I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home. "Kāore au i te kī he weriweri ahau, engari i tono taku whakaata kia kawea ki te kāinga."
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I’m not weird. I’m limited edition. "Ehara ahau i te mea rerekē. He putanga whāiti ahau."
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I’ve been very bold and need to be punished. "He tino maia ahau, a, me whiua ahau."
📈 18 VIEWS
I’ve never been fucked like this before. "Kāore anō ahau kia pēnei i mua."
📈 21 VIEWS
If I offered to cook for you in lingerie and heels, what would you say? Or would you rather I wear something else? "Mēnā ka tono ahau ki te tunu kai māu i roto i ngā kākahu me ngā rekereke, he aha tāu e kōrero ai? E hiahia ana rānei koe kia mau ahau i tētahi atu mea?"
📈 20 VIEWS
If karma doesn’t hit you, I will "Ki te kore te karma e pā ki a koe, māku e"
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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude. "Mēnā ka hoatu e te ora he rēmana ki a koe, makaia ki ngā tāngata e kino ana ki a koe—te huaora C me te āhuatanga."
📈 26 VIEWS
If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Ki te kore te moni e tipu i runga i ngā rākau, he aha ngā pēke he peka?"
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If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off of it! "Ki te kore te ao e ngote, ka hinga katoa tātau!"
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If we weren’t at your friend’s house, I’d be on my knees with you in my mouth. "Mehemea kāore tāua i te whare o tō hoa, ka turi ahau me koe i roto i tōku mangai."
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If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama. "Mēnā kāore ō mauahara, kāore pea koe i runga i te GPS o te whakaari a tētahi tangata."
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If you don’t stop looking at me like that, we’re going to have to go somewhere private. "Ki te kore koe e mutu te titiro mai ki a au pērā, me haere tātau ki tētahi wāhi tūmataiti."
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It’s OK if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. "He pai ki te kore koe e pīrangi ki a au. Kāore te katoa i te pai te ngao."
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It’s so hot when you grab me in public. "He tino wera ina hopu koe i ahau i te wāhi tangata."
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Just like that. "I pēnātia tonutia."
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kiss my ass "kihi i taku kaihe"
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kiss my black ass "kihi i taku kaihe pango"
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Last night was incredible. I can’t stop thinking about it. "He mea whakamīharo inapō. Kaore e taea e au te whakamutu te whakaaro mo taua mea."
📈 28 VIEWS
lesbian "wahine moe wahine"
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Let's go loser, we're going shopping. "Me ngaro tāua, kei te haere mātou ki te hokohoko."
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Let’s spend the entire weekend together completely naked! "Me noho tahanga tātou i te mutunga wiki katoa!"
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lick spittle "mitimiti"
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Lie down and shut up. "Takoto ki raro, ka whakaweto."
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Life is a bowl of soup, and I’m a fork. "He peihana hupa te ora, a, he peka ahau."
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look at this nigga "titiro ki tēnei nigga"
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make me a sandwich "mahia he hanawiti māku"
📈 26 VIEWS
Make me cum, baby. "Me cum ahau, e pēpi."
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May I please be excused? My brain is full. "Ka taea koa ahau te whakawātea? Kua kī taku roro."
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Mmmmmm, you taste so good. "Mmmmmm, he tino pai tō reka."
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My brain says “crunches” but my stomach says “cupcakes.” "E kī ana taku roro "crunches" engari e kī ana taku puku "cupcakes.""
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My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date. "He rite taku oranga mārena ki tētahi beta pūmanawa: he maha ngā iro, he whakahōutanga mutunga kore, kāore he rā whakarewa."
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My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions. "Ka tautuhi anō taku whānau i te 'mahi'—he whakaaturanga wā whāiti mātou mō ngā whakataunga kino."
📈 25 VIEWS
my last girlfriend didn't do this to me "Kāore taku hoa wahine whakamutunga i mahi i tēnei ki a au"
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My panties are soaked. Get home quick. "Kua mākū taku tarau. Kia tere te hoki ki te kāinga."
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My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "He rite taku whanaungatanga ki te iPad. Kāore aku iPad."
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My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry. "He rite taku kopa ki te riki. I ia wā ka whakatuwheratia e au, ka tangi ahau."
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Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs "E āmaimai ana pēnei i te poti hiku roa i roto i tētahi rūma kī tonu i ngā tūru toka"
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nigga "nigga"
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nigga please "nigga koa"
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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. "E kōrero ana ahau ki a au anō. I ētahi wā e hiahia ana ahau ki ngā tohutohu tohunga."
📈 34 VIEWS
Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck "I tērā ahunga whānui te wāhi e hiahia ana ahau kia fuck koe"
📈 26 VIEWS
Oh my god Becky, look at her butt "Aue, e toku atua Becky, titiro ki tōna tāheke"
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Oh-my-fucking-god! "Aue-toku atua!"
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On your knees, bitch. "I runga i ō turi, e te mokamoka."
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once you go black you never go back "Kia pango koe, e kore rawa koe e hoki whakamuri"
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one coffee please "kia kotahi te kawhe koa"
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Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "Ko ngā tāngata kua whakaritea ko te hunga māngere rawa ki te kimi i ā rātou taonga."
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Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous. "He cactus kē atu tō mātou rākau whānau—he taratara, he iti te tiaki, ā, i ētahi wā he paitini."
📈 27 VIEWS
Paint my face. "Peitatia taku kanohi."
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Paint the walls with your brain "Peitatia ngā pakitara ki tō roro"
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panty dropper "pata tarau"
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Penis "Pene"
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Please "Tēnā koa"
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please ask my testacles "pātai atu koa ki aku testacles"
📈 29 VIEWS
Please fuck me, daddy. "Tēnā fuck ahau, papa."
📈 15 VIEWS
Please, please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE… – Say it like you are almost begging him. "Tēnā, koa, Koa, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE... – Kī atu me te mea kei te tata koe ki te inoi ki a ia."
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Pleasing you is my only purpose in life. "Ko te whakamanamana i a koe anake taku whāinga i roto i te ora."
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Pound me harder! "Kia kaha ake te paoa i ahau!"
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saggy tits "tihi ngoikore"
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scumbag "poauau"
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semen "tātea"
📈 27 VIEWS
She doesn't even go here. "Kaore tonu a ia e haere ki konei."
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shit gibbon "kipi"
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show your tits "whakaatu i ō thuka"
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show your tits! "Whakaaturia ō tits!"
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shut the fuck up "Tō waha"
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shut the hell up "katia te reinga"
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shut up "Tō waha"
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shut your god damn mouth "katia tō waha atua"
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Somebody said today that I’m lazy. I nearly answered him. "I kī mai tētahi i tēnei rā he māngere ahau. Tata tonu ahau ki te whakautu ki a ia."
📈 21 VIEWS
Suck my dick asshole. "Ngote i taku kaihe titi."
📈 24 VIEWS
Suck start a shotgun "Tīmataria te pū ngote"
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Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage "E werawera ana pēnei i te kōhukihuki me te mōkete"
📈 26 VIEWS
Take your clothes off and get into bed. "Tangohia o kākahu, ka haere ki te moenga."
📈 19 VIEWS
Take your clothes off. Lie down. Shut up. "Tangohia o kākahu. Takoto. Tō waha."
📈 20 VIEWS
Thank you for fucking me. "Tēnā koe mō te fucking i ahau."
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That feels so good. "He tino pai tēnā."
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thick as pig shit "mātotoru anō he tae poaka"
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tight as a ducks ass "kikī anō he pārera"
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tits "thuka"
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Tonight is all about me. "Ko te pō nei e pā ana ki a au."
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Tonight is all about you. "Ko te pō nei e pā ana ki a koe."
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Tonight, I’m going to be inside YOU. "I te pō nei, ka noho ahau ki roto i a KOE."
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turd "paru"
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Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest "He whaitake hei tangata waewae kotahi i roto i te whakataetae whana kaihe"
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Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in! "Āe, titiro ki te mea i tōia mai e te poti!"
📈 22 VIEWS
wet pussy "pusi mākū"
📈 20 VIEWS
what do you want for dinner? "He aha tāu e hiahia ana mo te hapa?"
📈 28 VIEWS
What do you want me to wear in bed tonight? "He aha tāu e hiahia ana kia mau ahau i te moenga a te pō nei?"
📈 20 VIEWS
what the devil "he aha te rewera"
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What the fuck do you want? "He aha tāu e hiahia ana?"
📈 13 VIEWS
what the fuck dude "He aha te fuck dude"
📈 26 VIEWS
What's cooking, good lookin'? "He aha te tunu kai, he pai te titiro?"
📈 22 VIEWS
Whatever you’re doing, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. "Ahakoa he aha tāu e mahi nei, hoatu i ngā wā katoa 100%. Ki te kore koe e tuku toto."
📈 20 VIEWS
When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Ina kī mai te tangata ki a au, "Ka pouri koe i tēnā i te ata," ka moe ahau tae noa ki te poutumarotanga nā te mea he kaiwhakaoti raruraru ahau."
📈 25 VIEWS
Where is the bathroom? "Kei hea te kaukau?"
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Which way to the hookers? "Ko tēhea ara ki nga kairau?"
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Why am I always so horny when there are other people around? "He aha ahau i tino horny ai i ngā wā katoa ina noho ētahi atu tāngata e karapoti ana?"
📈 25 VIEWS
Why aren’t you here right now? I’m so fucking horny. "He aha koe i kore ai i konei i tēnei wā? He tino horny ahau."
📈 14 VIEWS
Why be moody when you can shake your booty?! "He aha koe e ngāwari ai ina taea e koe te rūrū i tō parakete?!"
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Why can’t we just quit our jobs, live together, and fuck all day, every day? "He aha e kore ai e taea e tātau te whakamutu noa i a tātau mahi, te noho tahi, me te fuck puta noa i te rā, i ia rā?"
📈 15 VIEWS
will you fuck me? "Ka fuck ahau e koe?"
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you are completely right "Kei te tino tika koe"
📈 23 VIEWS
you are so fat "he tino momona koe"
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you are so fine "he tino pai koe"
📈 26 VIEWS
you are so ugly "he tino weriweri koe"
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you are such a baddie "He tino kino koe"
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You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. "Ka tino hari koe ki te katoa ina puta atu koe i te rūma."
📈 28 VIEWS
You know I’m not wearing panties? "E mōhio ana koe kāore au i te mau tarau?"
📈 19 VIEWS
You know what they say: Dynamite comes in small packages. "E mōhio ana koe ki ā rātou kōrero: Ka tae mai te tainamita i roto i ngā mōkī iti."
📈 23 VIEWS
You like that, baby? "He pai ki a koe tēnā, pēpi?"
📈 23 VIEWS
You look really sexy when you wear that shirt. "He tino ātaahua tō āhua ina mau koe i tēnā hāte."
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You make me feel amazing, baby. "Nāu ahau i whakamīharo, e pēpi."
📈 23 VIEWS
You miserable fucking bastard "E te pōtae pouri"
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You miserable fucking bitch "E te wahine pouri"
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you're a baddi "he kino koe"
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you're a baddie "he kino koe"
📈 25 VIEWS
you're a cunt, fuck off "He kutukutu koe, fuck off"
📈 22 VIEWS
You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns "Kei te fucking koe i tēnei koati, kei konei noa iho ahau ki te pupuri i ngā haona"
📈 25 VIEWS
You're higher than giraffe pussy "He teitei ake koe i te pussy giraffe"
📈 23 VIEWS
You’re going to get spanked until you cry "Ka whiua koe kia tangi rā anō koe"
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You’re going to make me pass out with pleasure. "Ka meinga ahau e koe kia hemo i runga i te ahuareka."
📈 23 VIEWS
You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation. "He tohu koe ka taea e te kunenga te hoki whakamuri me te whakahau tika."
📈 26 VIEWS
your face looks like an ass "he kaihe te āhua o tō kanohi"
📈 26 VIEWS
Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night "He rite tō tuakiri ki te pārekareka: he whakakino, engari ka whakangaro tonu i taku pō"
📈 29 VIEWS
Your wish is my command. "Ko tōu hiahia taku whakahau."
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