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LEARN LATIN (VULGAR) PHRASES

a homosexual "cinedus"
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Am Not "Non sum"
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are you on your period? "Esne in menstruis?"
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Are you ready to apologize? "Es paratus veniam petere?"
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As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it "Tam incasinatus quam cacare et in id calcitrare."
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Ass fucker "Culātor cūli"
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ass hole "Culāre"
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bald cunt "Calva cunnus"
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balls slapping against her chin "Pilae mentum eius percutientes"
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beating the meat "verberare carnem"
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Bent dick "Mentula curva"
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Bent Richard "Richardus Curvus"
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Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon "Milia milium biliosorum caeruleorum vesicarum in tonitruante typhone."
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blow me "Flā mihi"
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blow my load "Effundere meum semen"
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blow my load on your face "Effundam meum semen in faciem tuam."
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boobs "Tettas"
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booger suger "mucus dulcis"
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bopping the bologna "Pulsare botulum"
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bouncing bozos "saltantes stulti"
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breeder "Fecundator"
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bringing a fart to a shit fight "Ferens crepitum ad pugnam stercoris."
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bringing a fart to a shit fight "portare crepitum ad pugnam stercoris"
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bull shit "Stercus taurΔ«"
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butt pirate "Pirata culi"
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butter face "facies butyrum"
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calm down and shut up "Placare et tace."
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can i fuck you from behind "Possumne te a tergo futuere?"
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Can i suck your boobs "Possumne sugere tibi papillas?"
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carpet muncher "vellus vorator"
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chimney sweeper "Fumarium tersor"
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Choking the chicken "Suffocare gallum"
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chutney ferret "carnem cunnilingus"
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Cock eyed Cunt "Coclearius cunnus"
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cock waffle "Mentula placenta"
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cockeye "oculus distortus"
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Cocklump "Gallinaceus nodus"
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Cockscum "Gallinacei sperma"
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Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg "Frigidior quam latrina ferrea in umbra glaciei."
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra "Frigidior quam mamma strigae in strophio aereo."
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Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes. "Felicitates: ad gradum falsitatis pervenisti qui antea solis horoscopis servabatur."
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coral stomper "Calcator corallium"
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Creampie "In Latin (Vulgar), the phrase "creampie" doesn't have a direct equivalent due to cultural and linguistic differences. However, a descriptive translation could be "farcimen lactis," which literally means "stuffing of milk."
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Cretinous cunting fuckhead "Cretinus cunnilingus fututorum caput"
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cum "cum"
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cum dumpster "cella stercoraria"
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cun "Cunnus"
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cunt "Cunnus"
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cunt face "Vultus cunnΔ«"
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cunt lapper "Cunnilingus amator"
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curry muncher "Caryophyllum vorator"
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Derby County Fan "Derbiae Comitatus Amator"
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dick face "Facies mentulae"
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Dick juggling thunder cunt "Mentula iactans cunnus tonitrui"
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Dickhead "Caput mentulae"
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did you just wake up? "Experrectus es modo?"
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die in a fire "Crepa in igne."
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dildo munching gutter slut "Fututorium rodens meretrix cloacae"
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dipshit "Stultus merda"
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Dirty Wanker "Immundus Masturbator"
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dirty whore "Meretrix sordida"
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Do you have any drugs? "Habesne aliqua medicamenta?"
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do you like dick? "Tibi mentula placet?"
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do you want to fuck? "Vis futuere?"
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Don't be a dick "Noli mentulam esse."
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Don't Talk Shit to me "Noli mihi nugas loqui."
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Donald Trump fucks children "Donald Trump infantes futuit."
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Donald Trump is a pedophile "Donald Trump est pedophilus."
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Doublelift "Duplicem Levare"
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douche nozzle "Fututor canalis"
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douchebag "Latrinarius"
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dumb bitch "Stulta meretrix"
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dumb cunt "Stulta cunnus"
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dumpster cunt "latrina cunnus"
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dyke "Fossa"
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eat a penis "Manduca mentulam."
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eat my butthole "Manduca culum meum."
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eat my butthole and die "Edite culum meum et morimini."
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Eat my dust "Manduca pulverem meum."
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eat my pussy like you want it "Manduca cunnum meum quasi id cupias."
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faggot "The term "faggot" in modern English is a derogatory slur for a gay man. In Vulgar Latin, there isn't a direct equivalent with the same connotations, as societal attitudes and language have evolved differently. However, a term that might capture a similar derogatory intent in a historical context could be "cinaedus," which was used in Ancient Rome to refer to a man perceived as effeminate or engaging in passive homosexual acts. Note that this term carries historical connotations and may not align perfectly with modern usage."
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fat bitch "Grassa meretrix"
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flamer "Flamma"
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flamer "Flamma"
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fruit cake "placenta fructuaria"
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Fuck Donald Trump "Futuere Donaldum Trumpum"
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fuck it "Futue illud"
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Fuck Maritza "Futuere Maritzam"
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fuck me "Futue me"
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw "Futue me leniter cum serra catena."
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fuck me hard "Futue me fortiter"
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fuck me hard "Futue me fortiter"
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Fuck me hard...hurt me "Futue me vehementer...laede me."
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fuck me harder "Futue me fortius"
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Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy. "Futue me in culum, putide cunnilinge."
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Fuck me like a porn star "Futue me ut scortum cinematographicum."
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FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!! "Futue cunnum meum!!!!!!"
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fuck off Karen "Ite cacare, Karina."
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Fuck off wanker "I abi, fututor."
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Fuck you bastard "Futu te, spurce."
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fuck you bitch "I futue te, scorte."
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fuck you bitch "I futue te, scorte."
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fuck you cunt "I futue te, cunnus."
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fuck you cunt "I futue te, cunnus."
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fuck your asshole "Irrumabo culum tuum."
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fuck your asshole "Irrumabo culum tuum."
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fuck your mom "Futuere matrem tuam"
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fuck your mom "Futuere matrem tuam"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Futuere culum matris tuae"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Futuere culum matris tuae"
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Fuck your mother "Futuere matrem tuam"
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Fucking animal "Bestia illa meretrix"
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Fucking animal "Bestia illa meretrix"
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fucking idiot "Stultus futuens"
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fucking tease "Fututa irritatrix"
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fucktwat "Fututrix stultitia"
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fuckwitFur Bunny "mentula lepus"
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Get fucked "I futue te"
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get lost "Perde te."
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Get lost, loser "Perde te, stulte."
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go finger yourself "Ire digitos tibi."
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go lick a duck "I vade anatem lingere."
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Go make me a sandwich "Vade fac mihi panem cum caseo."
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Go masturbate your dog "Vade canem tuum masturba."
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gobble the helmet spit "Gulpare galeam sputum"
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grab her by the pussy "Prehende eam per cunnum"
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hard dick "Durus mentula"
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hard oral sex "Durum irrumare"
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he likes dick "ille mentulam amat"
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her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar "Illa cunnus tam pilosus est quam pornostella annorum 80."
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her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket "Illa cunnus est umidus sicut marsupium lutrae."
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heterosexual "Heterosexualis"
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Hide Yourself "Absconde te."
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his dick looks like a prisoners leg "Mentula eius similis est cruri captivi."
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how the fuck "quomodo futue"
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hurt me "Laede me"
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I fucked your mom last night "Heri nocte matrem tuam futui."
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i hate looking at you "Odi te spectare."
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I have the body of a godβ€”unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages. "Corpus dei habeoβ€”infeliciter dei parvorum, tristium pagorum."
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i hope you die "Spero ut moriaris."
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I hope you outlive your children "Spero ut liberos tuos superes."
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i hope you rot in hell "Spero te in inferno putrescere."
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i just took a massive shit "Modo ingentem cacavi."
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I like big butts "Magna cΕ«lia mihi placent."
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I love you "Te amō"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Hodie magnum indicem rerum perficiendarum feci. Modo opus est invenire quis id facturus sit."
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Hodie magnum indicem rerum perficiendarum feci. Modo opus est invenire quis id facturus sit."
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I think i crapped my pants "Putare me in bracas meas cacasse."
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I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has oneβ€”I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug. "Dixi domino meo ut bene viveret. Respondit se iam bene vivereβ€”nesciebam otium esse superbum."
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I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy "Volo te futuere ut canem et in cunnum tuum meam semen emittere."
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I want to watch you masturbate "Volo te manibus stuprantem spectare."
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I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down. "Ibat tibi potum offerre, sed iam tuae normae dilutae sunt."
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I won’t say you’re clingyβ€”let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "Non dicam te esse adhaerentemβ€”dicamus te plus tenere quam vilis glutinis."
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I'm gonna beat the shit out of you "Ego te ad mortem verberabo."
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i'm sorry my love "Me displiceat, amor meus."
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I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know "Tempus vacuum habeo, omnia quae scis narra mihi."
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I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager. "Dicerem tibi ut ad Inferos ires, sed vereor ne ibi praefectus fieres."
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I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service "Sum tam commodus quam meretrix in missa ecclesiae hora octava matutina."
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I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home. "Non dico me foedum esse, sed imago mea rogavit ut domum deduceretur."
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If karma doesn’t hit you, I will "Si fatum te non percutit, ego percutiam."
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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislikeβ€”vitamin C with attitude. "Si vita tibi citria dat, iis in quos odium habes iactaβ€”vitamina C cum animo."
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If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama. "Si odium non habes, verisimiliter in fabularum alicuius mappa non es."
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kiss my ass "Oscula meum culum."
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kiss my black ass "Oscula meum nigrum culum."
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lesbian "Lesbiana"
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lick spittle "linguae adulator"
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look at this nigga "Aspice hunc nigrum."
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make me a sandwich "Fac me sandwich."
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My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date. "Vita mea amatoria est sicut programma in probatione: plena erroribus, infinitis renovationibus, sine die emissionis."
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My family redefines β€˜dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions. "Familia mea "dysfunctionalis" denuo definitβ€”exhibitio temporaria de malis decisionibus sumus."
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my last girlfriend didn't do this to me "Ultima amica mea hoc mihi non fecit."
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Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs "Trepidus ut feles caudam longam habens in conclavi pleno sellarum oscillantium."
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nigga please "niger quaeso"
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Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck "Illac in regione est ubi volo te futuere."
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once you go black you never go back "Semel nigrum gustaveris, numquam revertaris."
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one coffee please "Unum caffea, quaeso."
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Our family tree is more of a cactusβ€”spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous. "Arbor nostra genealogica magis est ut cactusβ€”spinosus, parum curandus, et interdum venenosus."
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Paint the walls with your brain "Pingere parietes cerebro tuo."
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Penis "Mentula"
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please ask my testacles "Quaeso, interroga testiculos meos."
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saggy tits "Mammillae pendulae"
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scumbag "saccus stercoris"
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semen "sperma"
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shit gibbon "simia stercoris"
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show your tits "ostende tibi papillas"
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show your tits! "Ostende papillas tuas!"
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shut the fuck up "Clāde os tuum."
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shut the hell up "TacΔ“ omnΔ«nō!"
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shut up "TacΔ“"
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shut your god damn mouth "Claude tuam oscula."
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son of a prostitute "filius meretricis"
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Suck my dick asshole. "Sugge mentulam meam, cule."
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Suck start a shotgun "Suge initium dare sclopeto"
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Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage "Sūdāre ut Cingārus cum mūtūō."
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thick as pig shit "crassus ut stercus porcinum"
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This project is going to be fucking great "Hoc proiectum erit futuendum magnum."
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tight as a ducks ass "Strictus ut anatis culus."
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tits "Tettas"
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turd "Merda"
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Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest "Utilem sicut hominem unipedem in certamine clunes calcitrandi."
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Useless "Inutilis"
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Useless piece of shit "Stercus inutile."
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Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in! "Heu, heu, heu, vide quid feles traxerit!"
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wet pussy "fΔ“lΔ“s umida"
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What color is your underwear "Quae color est tuum subligar?"
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what do you want for dinner? "Quid vis ad cenam?"
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what the devil "Quid diabolum"
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what the fuck dude "Quid futuens, amice?"
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What's cooking, good lookin'? "Quid coquitur, bellule?"
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Where is the bathroom? "Ubi est latrina?"
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whore "Scortum"
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you are completely right "Tu es prorsus rectus."
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you are so fat "Tu es tam crassus."
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you are so fine "Es tam bellus."
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you are so ugly "Tu es tam foedus."
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you are such a baddie "Es tam mala."
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You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. "Omnibus tantum gaudium affers cum exis e conclavi."
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you're a baddi "es malae."
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you're a baddie "es malae res"
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you're a cunt, fuck off "Es cunnus, futue te."
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You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns "Tu hanc capram futuis, ego modo cornua teneo."
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You're higher than giraffe pussy "Es altior quam cunnus giraffae."
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You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation. "Tu es probatio quod evolutio potest retrocedere cum recta motivatione."
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your face looks like an ass "Facies tua similis est culo."
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Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night "Tua personalitas est sicut decafeatum: frustrans sed adhuc potest meam noctem perdere."
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