LEARN DANISH PHRASES
a homosexual
"en homoseksuel"
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Am Not
"Er ikke"
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are you on your period?
"Er du i din periode?"
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Are you ready to apologize?
"Er du klar til at undskylde?"
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As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it
"Som klynge kneppet som at skide og træde ind i den"
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Ass fucker
"Røvknuller"
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ass hole
"røvhul"
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bald cunt
"skaldet kusse"
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balls slapping against her chin
"bolde, der slår mod hendes hage"
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beating the meat
"slå kødet"
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Bent dick
"Bøjet pik"
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Bent Richard
"Bent Richard"
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blow my load
"blæse min last"
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blow my load on your face
"blæs min belastning på dit ansigt"
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boobs
"bryster"
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booger suger
"booger suger"
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bopping the bologna
"at skære bolognaen"
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bouncing bozos
"hoppende babes"
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breeder
"opdrætter"
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bringing a fart to a shit fight
"bringe en prutter til en lort kamp"
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bull shit
"bullshit"
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butt pirate
"røvpirat"
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butter face
"smør ansigt"
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calm down and shut up
"ro ned og hold kæft"
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can i fuck you from behind
"kan jeg kneppe dig bagfra"
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Can i suck your boobs
"Kan jeg sutte dine bryster"
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carpet muncher
"tæppemuncher"
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chimney sweeper
"skorstensfejemaskine"
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Choking the chicken
"Kvælning af kyllingen"
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chutney ferret
"Chutney-fritter"
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Cock eyed Cunt
"Cock Eyed Cunt"
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cock waffle
"pikvaffel"
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cockeye
"cockeye"
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Cocklump
"Cocklump"
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Cockscum
"Cockscum"
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Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg
"Koldere end et ståltoilet på den skyggefulde side af et isbjerg"
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra
"Koldere end en heksebryst i en messingbh"
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Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes.
"Tillykke: du har nået et niveau af forkert, der tidligere var forbeholdt horoskoper."
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coral stomper
"koralstomper"
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Creampie
"Creampie"
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Cretinous cunting fuckhead
"Cretinous cunting fuckhead"
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cum
"sæd"
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cum dumpster
"sperm dumpster"
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cun
"med"
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cunt
"kusse"
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cunt face
"kusse ansigt"
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cunt lapper
"cunt blonde"
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curry muncher
"karrymunker"
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Derby County Fan
"Derby County fan"
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dick face
"pik ansigt"
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Dick juggling thunder cunt
"Pik jonglerende tordenkusse"
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Dickhead
"Dickhead"
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did you just wake up?
"VÃ¥gnede du lige op?"
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die in a fire
"dø i en brand"
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dildo munching gutter slut
"dildo gumching dreng tøs"
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dipshit
"røvhul"
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Dirty Wanker
"Dirty Wanker"
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dirty whore
"beskidt luder"
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do you want to fuck?
"Vil du kneppe?"
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Don't be a dick
"Vær ikke en pik"
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Don't Talk Shit to me
"Tal ikke lort til mig"
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Donald Trump fucks children
"Donald Trump knepper børn"
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Donald Trump is a pedophile
"Donald Trump er pædofil"
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Doublelift
"Dobbeltlift"
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douche nozzle
"brusedyse"
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douchebag
"douchebag"
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dumb bitch
"dum kælling"
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dumb cunt
"dum kusse"
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dumpster cunt
"dumpster kusse"
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dyke
"diget"
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eat a penis
"Spis en penis"
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eat my butthole
"Spis mit røvhul"
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eat my butthole and die
"Spis mit røvhul og dø"
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Eat my dust
"Spis mit støv"
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eat my pussy like you want it
"Spis min fisse, som du vil have det"
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faggot
"bøsse"
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fat bitch
"fed kælling"
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flamer
"flammer"
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flamer
"flammer"
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flamer
"flammer"
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flamer
"flammer"
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fruit cake
"frugtkage"
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Fuck Donald Trump
"Knep Donald Trump"
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fuck it
"kneppe det"
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fuck me
"knep mig"
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw
"knep mig forsigtigt med en motorsav"
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fuck me hard
"knep mig hårdt"
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Fuck me hard...hurt me
"Knep mig hårdt... gør mig ondt"
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fuck me harder
"knep mig hårdere"
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Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy.
"Knep mig i røven, din forpulede fisse."
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Fuck me like a porn star
"Knep mig som en pornostjerne"
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FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!!
"KNEPPE MIN FISSE!!!!!!"
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fuck off Karen
"knep Karen"
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Fuck off wanker
"Fuck off wanker"
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Fuck you bastard
"Knep dit svin"
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fuck you bitch
"knep dig kælling"
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Fuck you bitch
"Knep din kælling"
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fuck you bitch
"knep dig kælling"
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Fuck you bitch
"Knep din kælling"
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fuck you cunt
"knep dig kusse"
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Fuck you cunt
"Knep din kusse"
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fuck you cunt
"knep dig kusse"
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Fuck you cunt
"Knep din kusse"
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fuck your asshole
"knep dit røvhul"
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fuck your asshole
"knep dit røvhul"
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fuck your asshole
"knep dit røvhul"
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fuck your asshole
"knep dit røvhul"
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fuck your mom
"knep din mor"
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fuck your mom
"knep din mor"
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fuck your mom's asshole
"knep din mors røvhul"
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fuck your mom's asshole
"knep din mors røvhul"
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fuck your mom's asshole
"knep din mors røvhul"
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fuck your mom's asshole
"knep din mors røvhul"
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Fuck your mother
"Knep din mor"
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Fucking animal
"Skide dyr"
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fucking animal
"forbandede dyr"
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Fucking animal
"Skide dyr"
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fucking animal
"forbandede dyr"
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fucking idiot
"forbandede idiot"
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fucking tease
"forbandede drille"
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fucktwat
"fucktwat"
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fuckwitFur Bunny
"FuckWitFur Bunny"
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Get fucked
"Bliv kneppet"
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get lost
"gå vild"
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Get lost, loser
"GÃ¥ vild, taber"
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go finger yourself
"gå fingre på dig selv"
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go lick a duck
"gå og slikke en and"
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Go make me a sandwich
"Lav en sandwich til mig"
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Go masturbate your dog
"GÃ¥ onanere din hund"
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gobble the helmet spit
"sluge hjelmspyttet"
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grab her by the pussy
"Grib hende ved fissen"
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hard dick
"hård pik"
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hard oral sex
"hård oralsex"
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he likes dick
"han kan lide pik"
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her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar
"hendes fisse er lige så behåret som en pornostjerne fra 80'erne"
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her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket
"hendes fisse er så våd som en odderlomme"
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heterosexual
"heteroseksuel"
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Hide Yourself
"Skjul dig selv"
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his dick looks like a prisoners leg
"hans pik ligner et fangeben"
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how the fuck
"hvordan fanden"
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hurt me
"såre mig"
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i hate looking at you
"Jeg hader at se på dig"
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I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages.
"Jeg har en guds krop - desværre guden for små, deprimerende landsbyer."
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i hope you die
"Jeg håber du dør"
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I hope you outlive your children
"Jeg håber, du overlever dine børn"
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i hope you rot in hell
"Jeg håber du rådner i helvede"
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i just took a massive shit
"Jeg tog bare et massivt lort"
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I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug.
"Jeg bad min chef have et godt liv. Han sagde, at han allerede har en - jeg var ikke klar over, at arbejdsløsheden kunne være selvtilfreds."
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I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy
"Jeg vil kneppe dig som en hund og sperm inde i din fisse"
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I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down.
"Jeg ville tilbyde dig en drink, men dine standarder er allerede udvandet."
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I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue.
"Jeg vil ikke sige, at du klæber fast - lad os bare sige, at du har mere greb end billig superlim."
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I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
"Jeg vil slå lort ud af dig"
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i'm sorry my love
"Jeg er ked af min kærlighed"
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I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know
"Jeg har et minut til overs, fortæl mig alt hvad du ved"
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I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager.
"Jeg ville bede dig om at gå til helvede, men jeg er bange for, at du bliver forfremmet til manager."
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I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service
"Jeg er omtrent lige så komfortabel som en luder i gudstjenesten kl. 8"
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I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home.
"Jeg siger ikke, at jeg er grim, men min refleksion bad om en eskorte hjem."
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If karma doesn’t hit you, I will
"Hvis karma ikke rammer dig, vil jeg"
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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude.
"Hvis livet giver dig citroner, smid dem på folk, du ikke kan lide - C-vitamin med holdning."
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If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama.
"Hvis du ikke har hadere, er du sandsynligvis ikke på GPS'en til nogens drama."
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kiss my ass
"kys min røv"
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kiss my black ass
"kys min sorte røv"
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lesbian
"lesbisk"
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lick spittle
"slikke spyt"
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look at this nigga
"Se på denne nigger"
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make me a sandwich
"Lav mig en sandwich"
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My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date.
"Mit datingliv er som en software-beta: masser af fejl, uendelige opdateringer, ingen lanceringsdato."
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My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions.
"Min familie omdefinerer 'dysfunktionel' - vi er en tidsbegrænset udstilling om dårlige beslutninger."
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my last girlfriend didn't do this to me
"min sidste kæreste gjorde ikke dette mod mig"
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Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs
"Nervøs som en lang halekat i et rum fuld af gyngestole"
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nigga please
"nigger tak"
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Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck
"I den overordnede retning er der, hvor jeg vil have dig til at kneppe"
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once you go black you never go back
"Når du bliver sort, går du aldrig tilbage"
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Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous.
"Vores slægtstræ er mere en kaktus - spidset, vedligeholdelsesvenlig og lejlighedsvis giftig."
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Paint the walls with your brain
"Mal væggene med din hjerne"
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Penis
"Penis"
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please ask my testacles
"spørg mine testakler"
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saggy tits
"hængende bryster"
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scumbag
"røvhul"
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semen
"sæd"
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shit gibbon
"lort gibbon"
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show your tits
"vis dine bryster"
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shut the fuck up
"Hold kæft for fanden"
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shut the hell up
"Hold kæft for fanden"
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shut up
"Hold kæft"
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son of a prostitute
"søn af en prostitueret"
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Suck my dick asshole.
"Sug mit pik røvhul."
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Suck start a shotgun
"Sug start et haglgevær"
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Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage
"Sveder som en sigøjner med et morgage"
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thick as pig shit
"tyk som svinelort"
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This project is going to be fucking great
"Det her projekt bliver fandeme fantastisk"
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tight as a ducks ass
"stramt som en ænderrøv"
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tits
"bryster"
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turd
"tord"
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Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest
"Nyttig som en enbenet mand i en røvsparkekonkurrence"
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Useless
"Ubrugelig"
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Useless piece of shit
"Ubrugeligt stykke lort"
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wet pussy
"våd fisse"
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What color is your underwear
"Hvilken farve er dit undertøj"
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what do you want for dinner?
"Hvad vil du have til middag?"
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what the fuck dude
"hvad fanden fyr"
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whore
"luder"
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you are completely right
"du har helt ret"
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you are so fat
"Du er så fed"
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you are so fine
"du er så fin"
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you are so ugly
"Du er så grim"
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you are such a baddie
"Du er sådan en skurk"
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You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
"Du bringer alle så meget glæde, når du forlader rummet."
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you're a baddi
"du er en baddi"
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you're a baddie
"du er en skurk"
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you're a cunt, fuck off
"Du er en kusse, for fanden"
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You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns
"Du knepper den ged, jeg er her bare for at holde hornene"
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You're higher than giraffe pussy
"Du er højere end girafffisse"
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You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation.
"Du er bevis på, at evolution kan gå baglæns med ordentlig motivation."
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your face looks like an ass
"dit ansigt ligner en røv"
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Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night
"Din personlighed er som koffeinfri: skuffende, men kan stadig ødelægge min nat"
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